(A/N) Yesterday was the one year anniversary of the very first AJR concert I've ever been to! Have you guys been to an AJR concert? If so, which one? I went to the NeoTheater one.
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(When they were younger)
Adam: -And that's why before you eat anything, you should always ask someone you love if it's okay.
Jack: Okay!Iloveyou!CanIEatThisGuitar?!
Adam, grabbing the guitar out of Jack's hands: No!
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Ryan: Okay, if something goes wrong with the music, what do you do?
Jack: Uhh, call the lead singer?
Ryan: YOU ARE THE LEAD SINGER.
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Jack: B*tch.
Adam: Blocked.
Jack: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something.
Adam: Unblocked.
Jack: B*tch.
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Adam: Excuse me, that's my emotional support dumb*ss of a brother,
Adam: and that's my other emotional support dumb*ss of a brother.
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(When they're all sleep deprived)
Ryan: I'm so tired I could eat a horse.
Adam: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Jack: I identify as offends and this horses me.
Ryan: I offend horses, identify me.
Chris: okay but why would you eat a horse if you're tired ?
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Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Adam: No returns.
Satan, crying: Please, it's making me sad.
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Adam, talking about Jack: He can be really immature sometimes.
Ryan: Yeah, remember when he found out he could drink two Capri Suns at once?
Jack, running in with three Capri Suns: GUYS, you're not gonna f*cking believe this!
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Adam: So, you're going on a date with Ryan?
Cat: Yup!
Jack, slowly holding up a stapler: If you hurt him, we will not hesitate to staple dead birds to your car.
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Adam: I'm the oldest brother, I should be in charge!
Jack: Do you want to be in charge?
Adam: No, but I'd like to be asked.
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Ryan: Someone here has been possessed by an owl.
Jack: Who?
Ryan: I don't know, that's what we're trying to figure o-
Ryan, narrowing his eyes: Wait a damn minute...
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(When Jack was a baby)
Their Mom, calling Adam on the phone: How's babysitting your little brother going?
Adam: I F*CKING LOST IT.
Their Mom: Oh, Jack's driving you crazy already?
Adam: NO, I LOST THE F*CKING BABY.
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Alba: Is Jack awake yet?
Ryan: No, it's still naptime.
Ezra: Where's Adam, then?
Ryan: I just said it was still naptime. I only came out here to get a glass of water.
Ryan: *Picks up his teddy bear and water and walks out*
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Ryan: You call yourself a good older brother, but where were you when my meme only got four likes!?
Adam: Making four accounts.
Ryan, starting to cry: Omg, bro.
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Ryan: If I were a drink, I'd be Chamomile tea! If you were a drink, what would you be?
Adam: Bleach.
Jack: Sewage water.
Ryan:
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Ezra: Okay, Jack. I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room.
Jack: Alba?
Alba, blushing: Yes?
Jack: Could you move? I need to get to the mirror.
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(Playing Monopoly)
Jack: I HATE YOU!
Adam: OH? WELL THEN NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY M O N O P O L Y!!!
Ryan: Adam, give Jack your $200. You landed on his property.
Adam: NO! HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Jack, screaming at the top of his lungs: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAYY!!!
Ryan, giving up on trying to be calm: I WISH I WAS NEVER F*CKING BORN!!!!
Jack: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!
Adam: *Incomprehensible screaming*
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(Many years ago)
Adam, an only child (at the moment): *Praying by his bedside* Please send me some angels... Angels that I can spend all my time with.
Adam: The nicest angels you have.
Ryan and Jack, crawling out from the pits of hell: UAJFKAUDGKSIOWJFHAKKSHFJAOFJ.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
