(A/N) Have you guys ever had a dream about AJR? Just wondering bc they were in my dream last night, lol. (And they've been in, like, five of my other dreams) Anyway, if you have had a dream about them I'd love to hear it.
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(When Jack was a little kid)
Their Mom: Why are there small handprints on the walls??
Adam, whispering to Jack: Yeah, why are there small handprints on the walls?
Jack, whispering back: Because my hands are small.
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Ryan: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and they called her mozzarella.
Adam: Don't ever talk to me again.
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Jack: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Adam: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Jack: I've never heard you laugh before.
Adam: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Ryan: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.
Adam: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far.
Jack: I'd fight 13 year old me because he's a b*tch.
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Jack: Are you talking to yourself?
Adam: Yes. It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation around here.
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Jack: *loses Alba in the crowd*
Jack: Dang it. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures...
Jack: *cupping his mouth* JACK FROM AJR SUCKS!!
Ryan and Adam, tackling him: What the hell did you say, b*tch?! Fight us!
Jack, screaming: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS COME FROM??
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Jack: Met a dumb*ss today. Awful.
Adam: You looked in the mirror?
Jack: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.
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(When they were kids)
Jack: Adam, you can't turn down a dare!
Adam: I can because I'm older than eight now!
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Adam: This is nice. Finally, some peace and quiet.
Adam:
Adam:
Adam:
Adam: Wait, where are my brothers?
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Jack: I miss my pet goldfish who drowned, miss you everyday my love, will never remarry again.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
