AJR Incorrect Quotes

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(A/N) What do you think AJR is doing right now?

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(When they were kids)

Jack: Do I have to apologise?

Their Mom: *Nods*

Jack, sighing and turning to Ryan: Fine, unf*ck you or whatever.

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(In the future)

Winter, walking up to Ryan: Hey dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?

Ryan: I don't know, ask your grandpa.

Winter: Yeah, uncle Jack is pretty cool.

Ryan:

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(Jack and Ryan, making a plan to ditch school)

Ryan: Okay, here's the plan. First, we set off the fire alarm.

Jack: Ryan! We can't set off the fire alarm if there isn't a fire!

Jack: So I'LL start a fire and then you can set off the fire alarm.

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Employee: Sir, please leave the fish in the fish tank.

Ryan, frantically scooping them up in his hands: buT THEY'RE DROWNING!!!

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Jack: *Panicking* an ant went inside my ear! It's going to eat my brain!

Adam, not even looking up from his book: It's going to starve.

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Jack, calling Adam on the phone: Hey, can I have $2500?

Adam: Why the hell do you need $2500???

Jack: For an escape room.

Adam: What kind of escape room costs $2500?

Jack: Jail.

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Ryan, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Lol.

Adam: Do you think people can't hear you or??

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Adam: I have decided I want to be cremated.

Ryan: Like when you die?

Adam: Whenever. Surprise me.

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Jack: Remember when you told me not to burn down the campsite?

Adam: You burned down the campsite?!?!

Jack: No, I had the fire put out immediately.

Jack: This is a success story!

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Ryan: *Eats fourteen packs of scooby doo fruit snacks*

Ryan: I'm gonna solve mysteries so f*cking good now.

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Ryan: *Trips on air*