(A/N) So,
Did you guys get tickets to that AJR virtual concert thing?
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Jack: Look at the buns on that guy.
Ryan: *on the ground, covered in hamburger buns*
Adam, bursting through the door: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Jack, holding up a nerf gun: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!
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Ryan, staring off into space: Do you guys ever......wonder about things?
Adam and Jack, trying to fit a whole box of pizza rolls in the microwave: No.
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Jack: You played me like a fiddle!
Adam: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play.
Adam: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
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Ryan: He can't hurt me, I'm verified on twitter.
Jack, sliding into the room: You may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
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Adam, getting to a concert rehearsal late: Sorry it took me so long to get here. I broke down on the way.
Chris: Oh, is your car okay?
Adam: My car?
Chris:
Adam:
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Adam: Try not to kill anyone on accident.
Jack: I'm not an idiot, Adam. I know how to kill people on purpose.
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Adam, Jack, and Ryan: *Screaming*
Ezra, running into the room: What's wrong, Adam?!
Ryan: Why are you only asking Adam?! We're all screaming!!
Ezra: Because Adam doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you get the chance.
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(Years ago)
Their Mom: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ryan, excitedly: Prettiest smile!
Jack: "Most likely to start a bar fight."
Adam: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one."
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Ryan: Jack was banned from the restaurant so we had to go out of town to get some food.
Jack: Well, they shouldn't have said "all you can eat" if they didn't mean it!
Adam: You ate a f*cking chair.
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(When they were little)
Jack: FIGHT ME YOU NERD *SS BUTT-HEAD!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
