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Has AJR changed your life in any way?
Also, my last announcement isn't directed towards any of you guys! I love y'all!! You are my best frens 💕
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(When Jack was a kid)
Jack, explaining to his teacher why he was late: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
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Ryan: Welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?
Adam: B-bees??
Ryan: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES.
Adam: W-wait-
Jack: *Walks in with a jar of bees*
Adam: WAIT-
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Dispatch: *Following Adam around for hours*
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch, crying: I haven't even heard him talk but I'm in love with him, sir.
Boss:
Boss: Goddamnit-
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Ryan: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crises.
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Jack, screaming: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!!!!!!!!!
Adam: What did you fix?
Jack: EVERYTHING!
*Loud explosion in the background*
Jack: ........ Except that....
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Adam: Tale as old as time...
Jack: Memes as old as vine!...
Adam: Beauty and the-
Jack: -YEET!
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Adam, referring to Ryan: We're so in sync we finish each other's-
Ryan, excitedly: Sentences!
Adam: Please, don't interrupt me.
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Jack and Ryan: !!!!! ❤️💖💙💕💚💚♥️🧡🧡♥️💙💗💜💗❤️💙♥️💙💞💞💞💞♥️💕💖♥️💖💛🖤💛💞💖💖♥️💗💜💗💖♥️💕♥️💞💛💞💛💕💕💜💖♥️💞💞♥️💞💛💗💜💗💜💚❤️💚💛💗💖💜💕💛💕♥️ JFIOSJFISJDJ KDJSJSJSJSHFH ♥️💗💕💖💕💚🖤❤️🧡💗💕💕💖💕💜♥️💜♥️💜♥️💜♥️💜💙💖💙💖🖤💖💙💞💕💞💞💞♥️❤️💚💙💚💕🧡💖🧡💗💕💚♥️❤️♥️❤️💕
Adam, confused crying: How the f*ck did you two say that out loud?!?!?
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Jack: Like, y'know, nyah.
Ryan: What?
Jack: Nyah :3
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
