(A/N) Have you guys been staying hydrated? Don't forget to get the rest you need! Take care of yourselves!! ♥️♥️
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Jack: I just chugged this whole bottle of water!
Jack: sTAy HYdRatEd KIDs!
Adam: You're literally choking right now.
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Ryan: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?
Jack: The audacity.
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Ryan: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Adam: Please never become a surgeon.
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(At highschool, in the library)
Ryan's crush, pointing to a book: Can you reach that for me?
Ryan: You need me in your life, after all. :)
Ryan's crush: I could replace you with a step ladder.
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Adam: Sorry, sir. My little brother ate my homework.
Professor: Don't you mean your little brother's dog?
Adam: No, Shay is a very good girl.
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(When they were little)
Their Mom: You three can't do ANYTHING until you've cleaned up this mess you've made!
Jack: Woah, woah, WOAH. I hope by 'you three' you mean Adam, Ryan, and Ryan's imaginary friend.
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Adam, taking another Buzzfeed quiz at 2AM: Please tell me who I am.
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Person: What are the best ways to take care of mental health?
Ryan: Talk about your feelings.
Adam: Keep active.
Jack: Eat a potato.
Adam: Recite a dark spell.
Ryan: Throw your phone in a lake.
Jack: Kiss a slug.
Jack: Scowl.
Ryan: Make fun of someone you don't like.
Adam: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you.
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Adam: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Ryan, concerned: We're.... We're playing Mario Kart???
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Adam and Ryan: We need you.
Jack: For?
Adam and Ryan: Ever.
Jack, quietly: Oh.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
