(A/N) Chapter dedicated to the beautiful heycamila18.
(Love you, everything will get better, I promise) <3
Anyway, what's your least fav song on OKO?
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(In the future when Winter was born)
Jack: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.
Jacm: Winter, you can't even sit up yet, who you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?
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Ryan, calling Adam: What are you doing later?
Adam: Having my night ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.
Ryan, covering the phone and turning to Jack: I have a feeling he doesn't want to dress up as a donkey for this music video.
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Jack: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Leo and not symptoms of mental illness.
Adam: Being a Leo is a mental illness.
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Adam: Ryan is my best and smartest brother.
Austin: Your best and smartest brother is currently shoving a fork in the outlet while Jack's watching.
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Jack: Not to be dramatic or anything, but I'll literally die for Ryan.
Adam: Same.
Ryan, nervously laughing: Please don't.
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Some person in the music industry: You three are the most incompetent band I've ever seen, did you know that?
Jack: In our defense, we actually did know that.
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Jack: Aww, babe! You had a crush on me?
Jack: That's embarrassing.
Alba: We're dating.
Jack: Yeah, but still....
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(Adam, trying to prank people for april fool's)
Adam: It's kinda like hava.
Ezra: What's hava?
Adam: HAVA NICE DAY! AHA!
Ezra:
Adam: Gottem.
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(At church)
Jack and Ryan, laughing to themselves: Now from the top-
Jack: Jesus
Ryan: Drops!
Adam: Now that's some wap.
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Ryan: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Adam: I never had one.
Ryan: An imagination or a childhood?
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Adam: Those who say I "pick favorites" are wrong.
Adam: I love my brothers and not-brothers equally!
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Adam: I hate this song.
Ryan: Well, you gotta admit, it is pretty catchy.
Adam: That doesn't mean it's good, because you know what else was catchy?
Jack: The bubonic plague?
Adam: Yes, the bubonic plague.
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Ryan: This is what we get when we put our heads together!
Jack and Ryan, bonking their heads together: LICE!
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Jack: Thanks for not saying "I told you so."
Adam: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.
Jack: Shut up.
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Jack: Did you know, that atoms never touch each other?
Adam:
Jack: And since we're made of atoms,
Adam:
Jack: We've never touched anything in our entire lives.
Adam:
Jack:
Jack: So to answer your question, no I did not punch that child-
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Adam: Back when Jack was born, the doctor said "everything seems to be good, he has a brain!"
Adam: And not a lot of people know this, but it was actually opposite day. The doctor told us before hand that Jack didn't have a brain, and now it's too late to give him back so now we're stuck with him.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
