(A/N) Y'ALL!!!! IM SO EXCITED FOR OKO!!!!!!
BUT ANYWAY, -TheOneLB- INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A WHOLESOME INCORRECT QUOTE CHAPTER. SO ITS JUST GONNA BE CUTESIE QUOTES FOR YOUR CUTESIE NEEDS.
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Ryan: How's the best brother in the whole universe doing today?
Adam: I don't know, how are you?
Ryan, tearing up: Bro...
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(When Jack's baking)
Jack, mixing ingredients together: Hey, Ry. Can you give me a hand?
Ryan: *Grabs his hand and holds it*
Jack: Ry, you're adorable and I would die for you but that's not what I meant.
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Jack: So, how was your cupcake?
Ryan: Oh, it was delicious! Send my compliments to the chef.
Jack: Alright!
Jack, turning to Adam: Hey Chef!
Adam: Yeah?
Jack: You have beautiful eyes.
Adam: *Smiles*
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(When they were kids)
Jack: Sure is dark in here.
Adam:
Jack: I'm not scared or anything.
Adam:
Jack: I mean, who's scared of the dark nowadays? Not me, that's for sure.
Adam: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Jack, voice cracking: Yes please.
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Ryan: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Jack, excitedly: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today!
Ryan: Perfect. This is what I'm talking about people!
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(When they were kids)
Adam: I hate all of you! I'm never speaking to you guys again!
*Later*
Adam, kissing Ryan and Jack on the forehead goodnight: Goodnight, love ya guys. Get a good night's rest.
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Jack, slapping himself: This bad boy can fit an endless amount of love for his brothers.
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Adam: *Drags a confused Jack to an art museum*
Adam: I'm here to donate a masterpiece!
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Ryan: Can I confess something?
Jack and Adam: Sure.
Ryan: Your smiles are the prettiest things I've ever seen.
Jack and Adam: Can we confess something as well?
Ryan: Oh, sure.
Jack and Adam: Our smiles only exist when we're with you.
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Adam: I missed you guys for a few years.
Ryan, confused: Oh? How come?
Adam: I was born before you two so those few years without you guys were lonely.
Jack: Oh-
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Ryan: *Sighs* I'm feeling so sad....
Adam, bursting through the door: CODE RED! JACK, CODE RED!
Jack: You get the chocolate! I'll turn on netflix!
Adam: OKAY!
Adam: OMG JACK WE NEED TO GO FASTER, FASTER. THIS IS NOT A STIMULATION, THIS IS CODE RED.
Jack: *Comes running into the room with a blanket and rolls Ryan up in it like a burrito*
Adam: *Throws chocolate at Ryan*
Jack and Adam: *high fives* Nice team work.
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Adam, sadly: I am the fries at the bottom of the mcdonald's bag.
Ryan: You may go unnoticed at first, but I'm always thrilled to find you.
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(Ryan and Adam have a two year old Jack in front of them)
Adam: Ry, are you sure about this?
Ryan: It's fine. I read about it. This is a good way for him to develop agency early on. *Puts two toys in front of Jack* okay, Jack, choose which one you want.
Jack: *Waddles over to Adam* I want dis one!
Adam: *Tears of pure joy*
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Adam, after getting Jack and Ryan as siblings: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
Adam, looks down at Jack and Ryan cuddled on his lap after having a nightmare: But I know I'm doing it really, really well.
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Adam: Have you seen my brothers?!
Random Person: No, what do they look like?
Adam, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL.
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Jack: No, I wouldn't die for you guys.
Adam and Ryan: Huh?
Jack: I'd live for you. My whole life I've been willing to die, but now, for you two I want to live. I'll live just for you.
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Jack: Your existence is so confusing.
Adam: What do you mean?
Jack: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of something bad happening to you upsets me.
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Jack, to Adam: Nobody likes you.
Ryan, to Adam: Nobody cares about you.
Jack, to Adam: Nobody loves you.
Adam: ....
Jack and Ryan: *Tackles him in a hug*
Adam: ...Didn't you just tell me-
Ryan: We're nobody.
Adam: *Tearing up* Ugh, I love you, morons.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
