(A/N) What's your favorite album by AJR?
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{AJR in a Walmart at Midnight}
Adam, whispering down the aisle: What kinda chips do you guys want?
Jack, drunk and at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SL*T FOR DORITOS!
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Adam: Could you please pass the sugar?
Jack: *Throws Ryan across the table*
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Judge: How do you plead?
Jack: *Looks over at Adam*
Adam: *Mouths "Not Guilty"*
Jack, turning back to the judge: Hot milky!
Adam, giving a frustrated sigh: Just lock him up already.
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Adam: Where's the f*cking gummy bears?
Ryan: Language!
Adam: English.
Ryan: No, I meant could you maybe say it a bit nicer?
Adam: May I ascertain the whereabouts of the f*cking gummy bears?
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Jack: Here's a list of suspects I've put together so far.
Adam: Jack, your name's on this list.
Jack: I don't remember where I was last Friday night, Adam. Therefore, I have no alibi. I've been tailing myself for the past three days.
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Adam, holding a coffee pot and a box of cereal : What if instead of putting milk in my cereal, I put coffee?
Ryan, grabbing the coffee pot and walking away: What if you didn't.
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Austin: Why are Jack and Ryan sitting back to back?
Adam: They had a fight.
Austin: Why are they holding hands?
Adam, sighing: They get sad when they fight.
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Ryan: Must you always attack me with words?
Jack: Would you prefer I attack you with rocks?
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Adam: Since you're an adult now, let's go over some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got shot?
Jack, eyes darkening: Avenge you.
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Priest: Do you, Jack Metzger, take Alba Avoricani as your lawfully wedded wife?
Jack: I Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Alba: I'm divorcing you.
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Cat: When you said "Magical in bed" this wasn't exactly what I was expecting-
Ryan: *Holds up a 8 of hearts* Is this your card?
Cat, gasping: Holy sh*t.
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Jack: Ryan, please no. Please, I love you.
Ryan: I'm sorry, I have to.
Jack: Please, Ryan! I'm begging you! After all we've been through?!
Ryan: I'm sorry.
Ryan: *Places a 4+ card*
Ryan: Uno.
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Adam: You have really nice eyes, Jack.
Jack: Thanks, I need them to see.
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Ryan: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Jack: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Ryan: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.
Jack, confused: But I heard a siren.
Ryan: That was Adam.
Adam, sheepishly: Sorry, I got scared.
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{When they were younger}
Jack: Can I go play outside?!
Adam: Do whatever you want. I don't care.
Jack: *Runs outside to play*
Adam, chasing after him: noT IN THE STREET-
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
