(A/N) Happy mother's day!
What's the most interesting fact abt AJR you've learned?
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AJR fans: I wonder what Adam is thinking about! He's so quiet and cool!
Adam: *Wii music*
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(Twitter)
AJR twitter fans: Damn, your ass is fat. What are your pronouns?
Adam:
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(In the future)
Jack, babysitting Winter: You can say "please" and "thank you" and the toddler will never repeat it.
Jack: But if you say "ass-faced motherf*cker" one time-
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Ryan: So apparently bananas are flammable.
Adam: Aren't you banned from the kitchen?!?
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Ryan, texting Jack at 1am: S[he] be[lie]ve[d]
Ryan: He lied
Jack: Sbeve
Ryan: No! Let me be poetic!
Jack: SBEVE
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Jack: What do you mean there's other stages of grief other than denial?
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Ryan: I got 100% on my assignment.
Adam: That's great! Congra-
Ryan: It was effort-based.
Adam: Oh.
(Just cuz we all know Jack wouldn't even make an effort)
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Adam: What were you thinking?!
Jack: I wasn't thinking, I swear!
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Ryan: Sorry, guys. I think I need to be alone right now.
*Later*
Ryan: Thanks for being alone with me, guys.
Adam and Jack: Of course, bro.
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Jack: Ry, am I stupid?
Ryan: No!! You're doing just fine! <3
Jack: Adam, am I stupid?
Adam: I know five stupid people, and four of them are you.
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Jack: I need to stab something.
Adam, sighing: If you do, please stab something unimportant.
Jack: *Stabs himself*
Adam: NO!
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Ryan: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
