Jack: How do I get pretty?
Adam: Why are you asking me? If I knew how to be attractive I wouldn't look like a mole that hasn't seen sunlight for months.
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Adam: Who ate all the cookies?
Jack: Ninjas.
Adam: Really? I didn't see them.
Ryan: Nobody ever does.
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Ryan and Jack yelling at Adam: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE F*CKING BEAUTIFUL AND WE LOVE YOU. DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE SAY, YOU'RE SPECIAL TO US AND WE APPRECIATE YOU SO F*CKING MUCH YOU PRECIOUS PIECE OF SH*T. YOU'RE THE BEST BASS PLAYER AND THE BEST OLDER BROTHER WE COULD EVER ASK FOR. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
Adam: Oh my god-
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Jack: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Ryan:....... You do have a point.
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Jack: I don't follow rules
Jack: I follow dogs on social media.
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Adam: Why's there blood everywhere?!
Ryan: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife-
Adam: yoU STABBED SOMEONE??
Ryan: No, no. I aggressively POKED with a knife.
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Adam: So I grabbed a healthy breakfast-
Ryan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Adam: Yeah, I'm having a breakfast burrito.
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Ryan: Say yes to drugs.
Adam: Say no to drugs.
Jack: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs
Jack: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.
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Ryan: I'm straight and confused.
Adam: About your sexuality?
Ryan: No, not about my sexuality. I just never know what's going on.
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Adam: I'm ambidextrous.
Jack: That's what's up. Love who you wanna love, bro.
Adam:
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Adam: Where's Jack?
Ezra: He's doing stuff.
Adam: Well, where's Alba?
Ezra: She's trying to stop Jack from doing the stuff.
Adam: Okay, where's Ryan?
Ezra: He's stopping Alba from stopping Jack from doing stuff.
Adam: If they're all doing that, then why aren't you with them?
Ezra: I have to stop you from stopping Ryan who's stopping Alba from stopping Jack.
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Ryan, opening up a capri sun: Guess I'll just drink my sorrows away.
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Adam: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!!
Adam: *Aggressively throws water bottles*
Ryan: Uh...
Jack: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Adam, still throwing water bottles: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Ryan, tearing up: It's working-
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Austin: What did you do today, Adam?
Adam: I prevented a murder.
Jack: Pfft, really? How'd you do that?
Adam: Self control.
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Adam: Did you have to stab him?!
Jack: You weren't there! You didn't hear what he said to me!
Adam: Well, what did he say??
Jack: "What're you gonna do? Stab me?"
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Jack, dancing on top of a car: Slow down, grab your Bible
Jack: Pray like you gotta make your soul revival-
Jack: PRAISE THE LOOORRRRDDDDD
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Jack: Ah mah gawd, I love chipotleee
Jack: Chipotleee is mah lifee
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Adam: *Brings home a baby pig to show Jack and Ryan*
Ryan, excited: Is that a chickeeennn??
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
