(A/N) OMG OKAY GUYS, ARE Y'ALL EXCITED FOR MY PLAY AND OK ORCHESTRA??? I'M SO HYPED.
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(Also, it's Solstice today so yay!)
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(When they were kids and having a pillow fight.)
Ryan: Surrender!
Adam: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
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Ryan: How are you sleeping?
Jack: Like a baby.
Jack: Every two hours I wake up screaming.
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Adam: Hey, Ryan. Could you go get a gallon of milk at the store?
Ryan: Sure.
Adam: Oh, and if they have avocados, get six.
*Later*
Ryan, coming back with six gallons of milk: They had avocados!
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Jack: I'm back! Did you miss me?
Adam: Yes, I did. And in fact I wasn't done missing you. Would you mind leaving again?
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Adam: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were nine.
Jack: Yeah, and let's not forget who pushed me into the river in the first place.
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Jack and Ryan, pulling open the shower curtain: What do you want for breakfast?
Adam, screaming: F*CKING PRIVACY.
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Jack: I've started seeing someone.
Ryan: As in dating?
Ryan: Or hallucinations?
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Ryan: *pretends to stretch and puts his arm around Cat*
Jack: *watches Ryan, then goes and sits down next to Alba.*
Jack: *pretends to stretch and accidentally elbows Alba in the face*
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(In the future)
Jack, holding a crying baby Winter: Shhhh... It's okay.
Jack: You'll learn how to do this on the inside when you get older.
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Adam: Ryan, watch the apartment. *Walks out the door*
Ryan: Jack, watch the apartment. *Follows Adam out the door*
Jack: Hey, Apartment. You're a big kid now so you can take care of yourself. Probably. *Follows his brothers out the door*
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(In the future)
Ryan, picking up baby Winter: Who's excited for naptime?!
Adam and Jack: *Excitedly raises their hands*
Ryan: I was talking to the baby.
Adam and Jack: *Disappointedly lowers hands*
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Jack, ranting to Adam: I'm never donating blood again!
Jack: The second you walk through the door it's just questions!
Jack: Like, "where did you get it?" And "why is it in a bucket?"
Adam: *spits out his drink*
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(When Jack was a toddler)
Ryan: Why'd you give Jack a KNIFE??
Adam: I'm sorry! He said he felt unsafe!
Ryan: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Adam, pulling out another knife: Do you want one, then?
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Jack: *Walks out of a burning building*
Adam: How did you survive???
Jack: Spite.
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Adam: Why were you guys up so late last night?
*Jack and Ryan, at the same time*
Jack: There ain't no rest for the wicked.
Ryan: We got distracted by dog videos.
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Jack: It hurts my Jack's apple.
Ryan, sighing: For the last time, it's not named after each individual man.
Jack: Oh, yeah? Well then explain why Adam calls his his "Adam's apple".
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Jack: I just wanted to sweep her off her feet.
Adam: Jack, you threw Alba over your shoulder and ran away.
Adam: That's kidnapping.
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Ryan: Wait, we can get mythical animals?! I want a penguin!
Adam: Ry, penguins are real.
Ryan: That's the spirit. Penguins are real to me, too.
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Adam, holding up a piece of candy: You can have this once you've finished cleaning.
Ryan: I'm 26! You can't motivate me with sugar!
Adam: I guess I'll just walk away, then.
Ryan: W-wait, I never said I didn't WANT it.....
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Adam: Jack, are you high?
Jack: amiwhat?
Adam: High.
Jack: Hello.
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Jack: Sometimes, when something bad happens I like to play music to calm people down.
Adam: What is it now?
Jack, frantically strumming his guitar: I set the kitchen on fire~🎶
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(A/N) my sisters were watching the Umbrella Academy and I was really confused cuz I had never seen it before and the episode was in the middle of the first season. So idk what was happening.
