(A/N) Thanks for all the support! I really appreciate it <3
Anyway, onto this chapter-
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Adam: What's upstairs?
Jack:
Jack: .....Stairs can't talk..?
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Jack: I've sent good vibes your way. They're coming and there's nothing you can do to stop them.
Ryan: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up-
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Adam: I am the smartest most skilled brother and-
Ryan: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?
Adam: I paid for my gummy bears, I am getting my gummy bears.
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Jack: I have an idea.
Adam: A good idea?
Jack: Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Jack: *Climbing in through the window after sneaking out*
Adam: *Turns in chair* It's 3:07AM. Where were you?
Jack: Uh.... I was studying with Ryan.
Ryan, climbing out of the cabinets: Try again.
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Austin: Wow, do you see what Jack's doing? It looks pretty dangerous
Adam: Whatever, I don't care.
Jack: *Almost falls off railing*
Adam, immediately rushing over to him: bE CAREFUL-
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Their parents: Guess what! You're getting another brother!
Adam, already tired of just having Ryan: Please no.
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Adam: When I die, my tombstone won't say RIP it will say VIP.
Jack: That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Adam: Yeah, the throne.
Ryan: *Spits out his cereal*
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Adam: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut up.
Jack: Is it me?
Adam: Yes, it's always you.
Jack: YAY! I WIN!
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Jack: Hey, Ryan. Can you pass the salt?
Ryan: *Throws Adam across the table*
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Ryan: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty and as well request the death penalty.
Adam: This- This is a parking ticket-
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Adam: Jack, quick! The boat is sinking! We gotta climb out this hole in the wall.
Jack: So...... yOU tHinK I'M ✨sKiNNy✨
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Ryan, sighing: Nobody loves me.
Jack, surprised: You sure?
Ryan: Yeah, absolutely.
Jack, grabbing Adam and pointing to him and Adam aggressively: YOU REALLY F*CKING SURE???
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Jack, crying: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY PEONIES!!!
Adam: They're marigolds!
Jack, sniffling: I may not know my flowers, but I knOW A B*TCH WHEN I SEE ONE.
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Serial Killer on the phone: You will die in seven days.
Ryan: Seven days?... Wait, can you make it in three? Yeah, I have a test on Monday and I ain't tryin' to be there.
Ryan: Hello? You still there?
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Ryan: You know, we have a confession to make- We made up those songs on the spot!
Adam: Also, we killed a man together, six years ago in Nebraska.
Jack: WE WANTED TO FEEL LIKE GOD.
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Ryan: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.
Jack: When you can't sleep, it means someone's thinking about you.
Ryan: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3AM???
Every AJR Fan: *Sweats nervously*
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(A/N) Hey! I hope y'all liked this, lol. Also, do you guys like the new song? I think it's awesome!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
