(A/N) I want to explode. Anyway, how's everyone been? also happy birthday to NeoTheater!
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Adam, locking Jack in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Jack: What?? Isn't it illegal to leave a child in a locked car?
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Ryan: Here's the thing, though. Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?
Adam: Ry....... That's a threat.
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Ryan: *Sneezes*
Jack, stuck in the vents: Bless you.
Ryan: God?!?
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(Halloween time)
Jack and Ryan, excited: Let's do something really scary!
Adam: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.
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(When they were kids)
Jack: Ugh, it's so hot in here.
Adam, jokingly: It's because I'm here.
Jack: Or maybe it's the weather, you ugly burnt celery.
Adam, trying not to cry:
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Jack, to Alba: I hope you like long romantic walks.
Alba: *blushes*
Jack: Because I don't have a car. Or any money.
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(Adam trying to take care of his brothers)
Adam: Dinner's ready, dumb*ss. Come to the table.
Jack, not moving: I'm watching TV.
Adam: No, you're not.
Jack: Yes, I am. I'm right in front of it!
Adam: NO YOU'RE NOT.
Jack, finally getting the message and running to the table: Oh, that's right. I'm at the table.
(This brings back memories)
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Ryan, driving frantically to Adam's apartment while whispering to Jack who is on the phone with Adam: Ask him something!
Jack: How are you feeling?
Adam: Fine.
Ryan: Something personal, Jack!
Jack: Have you ever laid an egg?
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(When Ryan was in middle school)
Girl, blushing and passing Ryan a note: Read this?
Ryan: *Reads it*
Note: Do you like me, yes or no.
Ryan, panicking: I-I'm not registered to vote!
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Jack: *Chokes on a piece of food*
Ryan: Haha, don't die on us.
Jack: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'LL DIE WHENEVER I F*CKING WANT.
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Person: What are your goals?
Jack: To pet all dogs.
Person: I meant fitness goals. Fitness goals, Jack.
Jack: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Adam: Hey, Ryan. How's your goldfish?
Ryan: I...... I don't have a goldfish anymore.
Adam: I know, just reminding you-
Ryan: HOW'S YOUR HAPPINESS, ADAM????
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Ryan: This might be an unpopular opinion, but I miss Adam when he isn't here.
Arnetta: Why is that unpopular?
Jack: Have you met Adam?
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Adam: You know, I always get the vibe that you hate me.
Jack: What? Me hate you?
Jack: You're right.
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Person: What is going on over there?
AJR fans: Whatever it is, it's probably AJR's fault.
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Adam: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
Jack: You could start with "good morning".
Adam: Good morning, Jack. WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Adam: Why are you two always out in rainstorms? You're going to get sick!
Ryan: The smell and sound is so refreshing and peaceful.
Jack: Ezra bet me fifteen bucks I couldn't get struck by lightning and HE WAS WRONG.
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Adam: I can't believe Jack betrayed us by doing something stupid. Why is it always the ones you expect the most?
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Adam: What's your favorite fruit?
Ryan: Chocolate.
Jack: Wha- that's not a fruit.
Ryan: It grows on trees, doesn't it?
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Jack: Well first I'd like to thank my brothers, Adam and Ryan, for telling me someone else was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.
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Ryan: Someone's knocking on my window. I wonder if it's someone coming to confess their undyingly love for me!
Ryan:
Ryan: It was a confused pigeon.
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AJR critics: They destroyed the music industry, took over the radio, played music that turns people into mindless idiots!
AJR fans: Wait, AJR did all that?
AJR critics: No, but are we really just going to wait around until they do?!
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I made this as a goodbye, lol. Maybe I'll talk to you guys soon but I'm not sure.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
הומורY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
