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(A/N) What's your favorite AJR music video?
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(When they were younger)
Their Mom: I'm not mad, I just wanna know why you guys need a fake ID.
AJR: *Mumbles*
Their Mom: What was that?
Jack, speaking up: ..You need to be over 18 to hold the dogs at Petco.
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Ryan: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Adam: What?
Ryan: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Adam: Can we go back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"?
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Jack: You know what's overrated? Pants.
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Adam, looking through the first aid kit: wHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS??
Jack, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.
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Ryan: I have decided that it is a bad idea, but I've also decided that I don't give a f*ck.
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Jack: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be.
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Adam: Why are you crying?
Ryan: Oh, it's just these onions-
Adam, walking over to the onions: What the f*ck did you say to my little brother?!
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Ryan, throwing rocks at Adam's window: hey- HEY!
Adam: YOU HAVE A PHONE FOR A REASON, RY!
Ryan: Oh, yeah.
(Loud thunk)
Adam: diD YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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Adam: How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight every year?
Jack:......
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Jack: I just ended a four year relationship.
Austin: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Jack: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm doing great. It wasn't my relationship.
Austin:
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Adam: You're giving me a sticker?
Ryan: Not just any sticker, this is a sticker with a kitty saying "Me-wow".
Adam: I'm not a preschooler.
Ryan, shrugging: Fine, I'll take it back-
Adam: Back off. I earned this sticker.
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Jack: This is so humiliating.
Ryan: Hey, remember what family you're in! We sold our dignity to the devil for good looks.
Adam: Yeah, and it looks like he ripped you off.
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Jack, wearing Ryan's pants: Well, the joke's on you, Ry. I'm wearing your pants without any underwear on!
Ryan: Jack, the last time I wore those pants, I didn't have any underwear on.
Jack, slowly going into his room to change his pants: Well played.
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Ryan: What's wrong?
Adam: I was trying to shed a tear of happiness, but I think my heart's too dry.
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Genie: You get three wishes.
Adam: I wish that every time Jack is confused, he gets a nickel.
(Later)
Jack: Where'd this nickel come from?
*Another nickel falls from the sky*
Jack: What?-
(Two Hours Later)
Jack: Someone help! I'm drowning in nickels!
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Adam: According to my Google history, I spent most of the night trying to buy an elephant.
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Dance Instructor: Hi, and welcome to our very first Salsa class!
Adam, standing there with a bag of tortilla chips: You guys tricked me.
Jack and Ryan: Dancing will be fun-
Adam, sadly eating a chip: How could you two betray me like this?
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Adam: What the f*ck?! Why's the apartment on fire?!?!
Jack: In my defence, Ryan was supposed to be supervising me.
Ryan: And in my defence, I myself was not supervised.
Adam: Oh my god-
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Ryan: You have NO idea what I'm capable of!
Adam: No offense, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake with glasses.
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Jack, laying in a hospital bed, about to get his appendix removed: If I die during this operation, will you do one thing for me?
Ryan: Of course, Jack.
Jack, grabbing Ryan by the collar: Blow up the f*cking hospital.
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Adam, crying: Guys, I just found this puppy waiting outside. Look at him! Isn't he adorable? His face is so cute and sweet and he's got such big eyes and-
