(A/N) Have you ever met AJR? If you have, I'm so unbelievably jealous.
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Ryan: I think I pulled a muscle.
Jack: Ry, you can't pull what you don't have.
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Ezra: Why are you here?
Adam: Ryan texted me and said Jack got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.
Ezra: Why?
Adam: Jack loves watermelons.
Ryan: ...
Alba: ...
Ezra: ...
Jack: *Sobs and hugs watermelon*
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Ryan, doing a vlog: *Shovel in hand* What's up, Fam? Today we're doing another unboxing video!
Ryan: *Walks into a graveyard*
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Adam: Where are you going?
Jack, walking out the door: To get ice cream or commit a felony.
Jack: I'll decide on the way.
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Adam: What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Ryan: Those are children. That's a school.
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Ryan: It's impossible to say the word "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.
Jack: . . .
(Later)
Adam: Can someone please explain why Jack has been angrily screaming "bubbles" on the roof for the past hour?
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Cat: I'm into dark humor.
Ryan, turning off the light: Wanna hear a joke?
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Ryan, waking up from a power nap: Where am I? Is this heaven?
Jack, banging on the door: Wake the f*ck up! We're going to be late!
Ryan: Oh.
Ryan: It's hell.
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Adam: I don't have enough energy for this.
Ryan: For what?
Adam: *Gestures vaguely*
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Ryan: When will Jack and Adam be back?
Austin: They've been gone for literally two minutes, so stop asking me now.
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Jack: Can I ask a stupid question?
Adam: Better than anyone I know.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
