(A/N) would you name a pet or future child after AJR? Lmaoo
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News Reporter: Folks were told to stay off road ways unless it was absolutely positively necessary.
AJR: We wanted donuts.
News Reporter: But they still came out.
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(Introducing the band)
Jack: And that's Adam,
Jack: He's pretty much the worst person you'll ever meet so just avoid eye contact.
Adam: Wait-
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Ryan: I need your help!
Adam: Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to take a shot every time one of you asks for my help.
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(Part two of if Adam was a 911 operator)
Adam, picking up the phone: 911, what's your emergency?
Ryan: I think somebody broke into my apartment. He's in my living room.
Adam: Okay, stay where you are. We're gonna send someone over right now.
Ryan: I'm going to investigate.
Adam: ..... You- you do not have to do that.
Ryan: -Ohhh that isn't a man...
Ryan: It's a catttt!
Ryan: ..... And I hate cats.
Adam: If it's an animal it could be rabid! Do not approach it!
Ryan: I'm approaching the rabid cat now!
Adam: DO NOT APPROACH THE CAT!
Ryan: It's a weird looking cat, actually. Kinda looks like a panda!
Adam: Sir, get out of the room.
Ryan: The weird panda is in my face! Oh- :D
Ryan: oh, Oh- he's kissing me!
Ryan: Oh this is very nice.
Ryan: And now I like cat pandas.
Adam: So, is everything okay?
Ryan: Yeah, it is okay. I'm getting kissed <3
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Adam: Jack should've never given you that blender.
Ryan, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Jack: Happy Monday, he says as he forces a smile on his face, embracing all that is Monday.
Ryan: Who hurt you?
Jack: Shut up, I'm being dramatic.
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Adam: Nice rock.
Ryan: Thanks, Jack gave it to me!
Jack: I literally threw it at you.
Ryan: He's very nice.
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Adam: I'm leaving. Shay is in charge and I've left notes for you two with instructions.
Jack: Mine just says "Jack, no".
Adam: and you can apply that to any situation.
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Ryan: *passes out or something*
Jack: Hurry! We have to give him c-3po!
Adam: You mean CPR?
Jack: Okay, we'll try that first, I guess.
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Jack: I was robbed of my ability to give a f*ck.
Ryan: You were never robbed of it. Adam was robbed of it, though.
Adam: Yeah, and I don't want it back.
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Jack, solemnly: When I was younger, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Adam and Ryan: He is proud of it. That's why he somehow finds a way to mention it in every conversation.
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Jack, proudly: You know you've made it when you see posters of you everywhere you go!
Ryan: :D
Adam: Guys, those are wanted posters.
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Jack: The path to inner peace begins with four words,
Jack: "Not my f*cking problem".
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Ryan: You donate one kidney and you're a hero.
Ryan: But when you donate five more, suddenly, you're a monster!
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Jack: -It's just one of those things we'll never know, like what happened to the titanic.
Adam: It hit an iceberg.
Jack and Ryan, gasping: IT WHAT?!
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(When they were kids)
Ryan: Now let's go before Adam finds out we tied his shoes together
*Distant screaming*
Jack: Okay, that's our cue.
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Ryan, trying to get out of doing school: Sorry but my brother ate my homework.
Teacher: Wha-
Jack: Yeah, and it tasted terrible.
Jack: Definitely wasn't worth the five bucks.
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(When they were kids and in a little red riding hood play)
Ryan: Oh, granny! What big ears you have!
Jack: Say that again, I f*CKING DARE YOU-
The audience:
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
