(A/N) heyyy, I'm here to try and make y'all way less sad.
If you could only listen to one AJR song for the rest of your life, what song would it be?
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Jack: We have a problem.
Adam: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Ryan: So tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing checkers and say all the things we like about each other.
Kidnapper, crying: Your brother paid the ransom three days ago, please just go home.
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Jack: My DNA test results came back positive. I definitely have DNA.
Ryan: Quit bragging.
Adam:
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(Jack when he's a cute little baby)
Toddler Jack: *crawling around the living room*
Adam:
Adam: *Picks him up* This is mine now.
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Jack: Don't you think this is crazy?
Alba: What?
Jack: My heart is beating so fast right now.
Alba, blushing: Why?
Jack: There's a cockroach near your feet.
Alba: *screams*
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Ryan: Hey, are you okay?
Adam: Yeah.
Ryan: You don't look okay....
Adam: Then stop looking.
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(My Hat-Man book)
Adam: What's up guys? I'm back.
Jack: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Adam: Death is a social construct.
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Ryan: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I'm also in the house tonight.
Jack: But are you shuffling?
Ryan: Everyday.
Adam: GET THAT SPEAKER OFF OF MY BED AND GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT-
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(When Ryan was born)
Adam, on his way to meet his baby brother: I will accept the fact that I'm not an only child anymore, but I will never love my little brother.
*After Ryan's born*
Adam, cuddling in a blanket with Ryan: So that was a f*cking lie.
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Cat: Do you wanna go out with me?
Ryan: Hm, give me a couple of minutes to think about it.
VOUS LISEZ
AJR Incorrect Quotes
ComédieY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
