Emily: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Adam: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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Ryan: *screams*
Jack: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Adam: *also screams for that reason*
JJ: Should we do something?
Alba, observing: Nah, I wanna see who wins this.
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Adam: *Wakes up in the middle of the night to see Jack an inch away from his face*
Jack: So we had this id--stop screaming--so we had this idea
Adam: What the hell??? Who's "we"???
Ryan, popping up beside Jack: We had this idea-
Adam, backing away: Dear god, there's two of them
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Ryan: Any song can be depressing if you try hard enough
Jack: 🎶Where do we come from? Where do we go? Where do we come from? *Tears slowly slide down face* *whispers dramatically* cotton eye Joe...🎶
Adam: Stop. Get some help
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Ryan: Go lie down, you're sick
Jack: If I was sick, could I do this?
Ryan:
Jack:
Ryan: Do what?
Jack: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
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Jack: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don't care
Adam: That's 110%
Jack: 20% don't care
Adam: I should've seen that coming
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Adam: Do you want to tell me how you two crashed the car?
Alba: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Jack couldn't see, so I yelled "Jack, deer!"
Jack:
Alba: Do you want to tell him what your response was?
Jack:
Jack: "Yes, honey?"
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Jack: Do you guys know what people always ask me?
Adam: "Will you please leave the premises?"
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Jack, knocking on Ryan's door: Can we go to a haunted house?!
Ryan: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Jack: Wait- WHAT?
Ryan: *Slowly closes his bedroom door*
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Adam: I have high standards
Emily: Yo, I can drink this smoothie in two seconds
Adam: Oh no, you're meeting all my standards
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Jack: Shout out to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever
JJ: Congratulations to your brother
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
