(A/N) So, I'll be adding a few actual quotes by AJR now :))
(But it's mostly vines)
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Emily: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Adam, nervous chuckling: Neat
*Later, in Jack's room*
Adam: I can't believe I said "Neat"! Ugh, I'm so stupid!
Jack: That's not so bad. Do you remember when Alba told me she liked me?
Adam: Didn't you thank her?
Jack, leaning back against the chair, staring at the ceiling: I freaking thanked her..
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Ryan: If I cut off my leg
Ryan: and swing it at you
Ryan: am I hitting you or kicking you?
Adam:
Adam: You'll probably mentally scar me more than anything
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Adam: Guys, I need help figuring out a way to tell Emily I like her
Jack: You shouldn't stress too much about it, just be cool
Ryan: Yeah, try something smooth
*Later*
Adam, going up to Emily: Hey, you're, uh, awesome! Give me a high five!
Emily, slightly confused: Uh, okay- *Gives him a high five*
Adam: *Immediately intertwines their fingers*
Emily: Wha-
Adam: I'm in love with you
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Someone: *Insults Ryan/Jack*
JJ, staring at Adam: How the hell is he holding that many knives?-
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Adam: Hey, everybody. Today my brothers pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put them down
Adam: The benefits of killing them would be I would get pushed way less
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Ryan: I'm pretty sure Jack lip-syncs
Ryan: I don't think he can sing
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Ryan: Saw you hanging out with Jack yesterday
Ezra: But- but Ryan! It's not what you think!
Ryan: I won't hesitate, B****!
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Jack: *Is driving*
Road Work Ahead Sign: *Exists*
Jack: Road work ahead?
Jack, turning to look at the camera: Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does-
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Adam, taking a picture: Okay, guys! Say "Colorado"!
Jack, zooming past the camera: I'M A GIRAFFE!
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Adam, yelling at Jack and Ryan: When will you learn! whEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES SKDJJSKZHFKSKSNDJAKJFJ
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Adam: Don't tell your mother
Emily: Kiss one another :)
Adam: D I E FOR EACH OTHER
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Pokémon show: Who's that Pokémon?!
Ryan: IT'S PIKACHU
Pokémon show: It's~ Clefairy!!
Ryan: FREAKING HELL-
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Jack: ADAM, IS THAT THE POLICE?
Jack: I'M CALLING THE WEED *Types in 4:20 on the microwave*
Ryan, picks up: This is 4:20, what ya smoking?
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Jack, spinning around on a chair: Oh, hey. Thanks for checking in, I'M 🎶STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE 🎶
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
