(A/N) What's the most recent AJR song you listened to? Or what's the last song you listened to?
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Jack: We can never let anyone know that we got one-upped by Adam.
Ryan: Agreed.
Jack: Take it to the grave?
Ryan: To the grave.
Jack: This conversation never happened.
Ryan: I don't even know who you are.
Jack: ....That's hurtful. You took it too far.
Ryan: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
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Jack: I'm tired of being nice *Eyes glow silver*
Adam: Jack, your eyes are the same. You just said "eyes glow silver" out loud.
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AJR: *Outside of a closed pet store at midnight*
Ryan: Wait, guys..... *Points at no trespassing sign*
Jack: Oh no, what do we do?
Ryan: Hmm..
Ryan: Jack, wait here. That way it'll only be dos-passing not tres-passing.
Jack: : O
Adam: Brilliant.
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Person: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Other person: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Adam, sleep deprived: People who sleep are weird.
Jack, fully drunk: I was a sock once.
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Ryan: Those bumper cars were super fun!
Adam: That was a parking lot, and next time I'm driving.
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Kidnapper on the phone: We have your brother, pay us and you'll get him back.
Adam: Which one?
Kidnapper, while Jack is looking at him intensely: .... The hot one.
Adam:
Adam: He made you say that, didn't he?
Kidnapper, in tears: Just please take him back.
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Alba: Jack and I are officially dating.
*Everyone gasps*
Alba:
Alba: Jack, why the hell are YOU surprised?
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Jack: I'm so annoying and stupid.
Alba:
Ryan:
Adam:
Jack, starting to cry: No, Jack. You're not annoying OR stupid and we love you.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
