[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

How to outwit your Snowball Pt 2

(Note: There is ALOT of dialog in this chapter)

Normal P.O.V:   

Snowball has now arrived from the other side of where Black Hole came ready to throw down. The two take a short stare down waiting for one of them to take the first move, anticipation rises within the crowd, and the rest of Death P.A.C.T. who came in praying Black Hole knows what to do and to cheer of him.   MePhone4 walks up between the two students.

Tree: Wait, Vice Principal MePhone4 is here.

Pen: yeah, just so you know, he actually reps for these things?

Tree: wait what??

Pen: yeah, I don't understand either, I just know he does this instead of ratting out to Announcer.

MePhone4: Ok, I want a clean fight, only these rules qualify: No killing, no ripping off the opponents limbs...

In the background Pin glares at Puffball as if that has happened before.

MePhone4: ..No overuse of any exclusive abilities you may have, no eating your opponent-

Black Hole(Vortex): Wait, what????

MePhone4: Oh it has happened before kid, trust me-

Snowball: Let's just get on with it!

MePhone4: If I see any of this happen I WILL rat this out to the Principal. GO!

-Snowball cracks his knuckles and neck, he then charges to Black Hole with a predictable punch but what was not predictable (For SB at least) was Black Hole dodging it with such swiftness he almost fell. Everyone cheered. Snowball steadies himself and lunges at Black Hole to at full speed but Black Hole still dodges the same way this time he actually fell on his face.

Crowd: Ooooohhhh! (Fries: That's got to hurt..)

Black Hole(Vortex): How about this, If I win you leave cut the armless people some slack.

Snowball: And if I win and beat you?

Black Hole(Vortex): Then I can't stop you I guess.

Snowball: Fine by... ME!

Snowball rushes tackles Black Hole but he counters with a handspring right over his head the crowd cheers more to Black Hole as he sticks the landing. Snowball only gets angrier and rushes towards Black Hole again and again like an angry rhino only getting similar results of Black Hole using various dodging with certain acrobatic moves, some points he flies some not either way he doesn't get hit.

Lightbulb: OMGA! Who knew Vortex was so athletic.

Gelatin: I know right? He moves so gracefully, it's like he's defying gravity somehow.

Bracelety: I just gotta get him to teach me his secrets, maybe I can impress Ice Cube with them!

Snowball: Why won't you just fight back!!?

Black Hole(Vortex): I personally just don't see what doing such actions accomplishes. In any case I think fighting over immature reasons to be pointless.

Snowball: AS IF, you're just a spineless WIMP-

Black Hole while upside down blocks Snowball's fist in his hand and descends to face him eye to 'eye' He then speaks to Snowball in a voice quiet but firm enough for the crowd not to hear.

Black Hole(Vortex): Let me make this clear and kept between us, maybe I am spineless but I have a dangerous set of skills that make me more than capable of anything that brain you got from your primitive ancestors can't comprehend...

Snowball: PRIMITIVE!? 

Snowball thrusts his other fist to Black Hole's face only for him to dodge and rearrange himself right side up as SB falls again and then speaks in normal volume.

Blocky: He's trying to get into your head SB, don't let him!

Black Hole(Vortex): What I'm saying is I'm not refusing to fight because I'm a "wimp", I'm refusing to fight you because it's for your own safety. 

SB: Then this fight won't end unless one of us admits defeat, and it's not gonna be me.

Black Hole(Vortex): (We'll see about that..)

Pie: Oh I get it now. Vortex is trying to exhaust SB until he can't fight anymore so has to give up.

Bottle: Vortex is a genius!

Tree: It certainly looks like it...

 15 minutes later this attack/dodge pattern is still going, however Snowball is noticeably starting to breath a bit hard and not with anger. Black Hole on the other hand still floats around him in a relaxed position like he burnt no energy at all.

Black Hole(Vortex): Any chance you feel like giving up?

SB: *pant* Never..

Black Hole(Vortex): Ok then, I can do this all day or all week if necessary,  though you look rather tired.. maybe it's just me.

1 hour and 2 minutes later, a small amount of the audience had left for home out of boredom and Snowball exhaustion is very much shown with him not even trying to run up to Black Hole. He soon falls and doesn't try to get back up.

Crowd: oh...!

Black Hole floats down and kneels to Snowball, he slowly raises his hand and say something muffled by the ground.

SB: Fine, I... yield...

MePhone4: And with that Vortex has won by default!

The crowd chants Black Hole's "name" for the feat of taking down a bully without fighting back, Tree, Remote, and the other Death P.A.C.T.ers run to Black Hole in excitment.

Tree: Vortex you did it!

Pen: You should've seen Blocky and Eraser's faces!

Liy: I knew you had it in you.

Remote: I'm super proud!

Blocky and Eraser help Snowball up and give him reassurance, Pen does so to immeditily after praising Black Hole as he's still friends with the three.

Black Hole: You'll hold up your end of the bet, right?

SB: Yeah yeah, whatever deal's a deal.

All the armless students cheer louder at the sound of that.

~To be Continued~