[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Rare Occuence

Normal P.O.V:

The gang continue to ride around by taxi in search for the dark dragon-snake and Cherry Jr.

Lightning: Darn, we lost them.

Tree: Let's just stop here.

They get out of the taxi, Book pays the driver their time.

Tree: The last we saw of that creature was around here, perhaps it landed here.

Tree, Lightning, Ruby, Pen and Book go down to the empty parking lot and stop to see the snake dragon and Cherry Jr with it just fine along with Remote petting it and Tennis Ball examining it.

Tennis Ball: C'mon, open up.

Tennis Ball holds the dragon's jaws open and looks inside.

Tennis Ball: Interesting.

Pen: Tennis Ball be careful!

Cherry Jr: Don't worry guys, it's completely harmless. ^u^

Remote: And it's super cute too! Whatever it is...

Tennis Ball: Where did it come from?

Lightning: We discovered it sleeping in Black Hole's apartment.

Remote: Ooh, maybe he finally found himself a pet he can't kill!

Pen: He does like snakes... But wouldn't he tell us about it? And why haven't we seen him the whole day!?

Snake-Dragon: ???

Tennis Ball: Wait he has nothing to do with this?

Pen nods confirming Tennis Ball to be right, just then the dragon starts nudging against Pen trying to get his attention.

Snake-dragon: Mmmrrrrrr...

Pen: Oof- W-Would you get off me, please? You're really heavy.

Snake-dragon: *pouts*

Ruby: Hang on, Book what if the creature is another Cosmic Serpent?

Book: A Cosmic Serpent? That's not very likely, many serpents resemble either planets or common space objects, this... I never seen a serpent like that one before. 

Remote: What are you doing buddy?

Remote goes up to the serpent noticing it digging one of it's claws in the pavement.

Remote: Are you trying to draw something?

Snake-dragon: *nods*

Remote: Let me see. Um, I can't make it out. Sorry.

Tennis Ball: Hey maybe Professor Two can help us. They know lots of things!

Book: It's worth a try. Let's go.

Snake-dragon: *roars for the others attention*

Lightning: Hey come on big guy, you gotta come with us!

Snake-dragon: *annoyed huff*

Eventually the group made their way to a building slightly out of town where Two lives and rings their doorbell.

*catchy jingle*

Two: Coming. Oh howdy students, surprising to see some of you this summer.

Tree: Two we need some help.

Two: Well I'm more than happy to assist you, what's your problem?

Book: It's this creature, we believe it might be a rare Cosmic Serpent but it looks nothing like the ones in previous sightings. 

Lightning: It was also found in Black Hole's apartment. Can you figure this thing out?

Two: Sure thing! Now let's see...

Two approaches the serpent and starts examining it and petting when it felt awkward.

Snake-dragon: *confused noises*

Two: I know, I know, becoming fully physical is rather new to you huh Black Hole?

Ruby: Wait, why did you call the dragon "Black Hole"?

Two: Why, because it's him.

Pen: Wait REALLY?

Two: Yep.

Remote: Wow, you never told us you can turn into a dragon!

Two: That's because he couldn't until now. 

Tree: What do you mean?

Two: Well every 300,000,000 years or so, a form of metamorphosis occurs for sentient Black Holes that have lived long enough past the supermassive black hole state, this invokes a transformation into an extremely rare type of Cosmic Serpent. 

Book: A black hole can become a Cosmic Serpent? WOW! I've got to write this down!

Lightning: Wait, so is he stuck like this?

Two: Not forever, just for the rest of the day. After that he take on his humanoid form again AND use his cosmic serpent form whenever he wants.

Pen: That is so AWESOME!

Tree: Well that explains everything. Good to know you're alright Babe.

Black Hole: *purrs* 

Tree pets his dragon turned boyfriend who then proceeds to lick him like a dog. Even though no saliva was produced Tree still reacted appropriately.

Black Hole: *slurp*

Tree: *giggle* H-hey! HEY! Stop it! >v0'

Everyone else: *laughter*

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: Thank goodness it all worked out.)