[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Babysitting

Normal P.O.V:

Liy steps out the elevator and heads over to Black Hole's apartment, once she arrives she knocks on the door hard enough for Black Hole to hear. However he doesn't seem to respond, Liy knocks again thinking maybe he didn't hear but when nothing happens again she decides to just go in herself. 

Liy: Black Hole, I'm here. Where are ya?

Black Hole: Other room! Other side of the kitchen!

Liy follows his voice and finds him back to the wall beside a door waiting.

Liy: Hey sorry I was a little late, I had to do something for my step mom. Where's Grassy?

Black Hole gestures his thumb to the door beside him.

Black Hole: In there. Y'know it still baffles me how when you earth folk eat or drink something it goes out the other end.

Liy: I'm more baffled that you actually know that.

Black Hole: Hey, you done in there little guy?

Grassy: Hey! No!

*slam*

Black Hole: Sorry sorry!

Liy: *snirk* Yeah first rule of the bathroom, you don't open and look when another is doing their business. 

Black Hole: How do I know when he's finished then?

A flushing sound is then heard from the bathroom.

Liy: That's how.

Black Hole and Liy open the bathroom door to find Grassy attempting to reach the sink but he's too small.

Black Hole: What are you doing now? 

Grassy: Basketball says Grassy should always wash his hands after using the bathroom.

Liy: Words to go by.

Grassy: Help Grassy reach the sink please?

Black Hole: Alright, up you go.

Black Hole gently grabs Grassy and lifts him up to sink level, Liy then notices something.

Liy: Uh Black Hole, where's the soap?

Black Hole: Soap?

Liy: Uuh yeah?

Black Hole: I don't have any. What is that needed?

Grassy: Grassy needs soap to wash.

Black Hole: Oh, hmm. My neighbor Mic might some soap, I'll go ask her if I can barrow some. I'll be back don't move an inch.

Black Hole leaves the apartment with Liy and Grassy to themselves.

Liy: Say, isn't Blocky usually the one who usually looks after you when BB is away?

Grassy: Yeah. But Blocky did not show.

Liy: Huh.

Meanwhile Black Hole knocks on Microphone's door hoping she'd hear over the loud music she likes to play but to no avail.

Black Hole: Mic, Mic! *sigh*

He opens the door to see her playing a video game with a guitar at the volume (as usual) so loud it's a surprise the other people in this building didn't call to complain.

Mic: Oh hey there Black Hole! What do you think? You'd never see this much skill from anyone else! 

Black Hole: Uh-huh yeah cool, do you have any soap?

Mic: What!?

Black Hole: I SAID "DO YOU HAVE ANY SOAP?"!

Mic: Your right, this game is dope! You should get those drums set up and join in!

Black Hole: That's not what I-ugh. YOU'RE GAME IS TOO LOUD, TURN IT DOWN!!

Mic: I can't hear you, my game's too loud right now!!

Black Hole: (I just said that) (  /

Mic then hits the pause button and after putting the guitar down she wipes her brow.

Mic: Phew, that was fun. As you were saying...

Black Hole: Ok so for context; I'm stuck with babysitting Grassy for the weekend, right now he needs soap to wash his hands but being an entity that doesn't have to worry about hygiene or whatever I don't have any. So could I borrow some?

Mic: Oh sure thing. There's a bottle of hand soap by the kitchen sink down the hall to the right. It's a pink bottle with a picture of pink flowers on the front, help yourself.

Black Hole: Thanks Mic.

While Microphone got back to her game Black Hole went to look for the kitchen the first thing he found was a sink filled over the brim with dirty dishes.

Black Hole: (this is the kitchen alright.)

He looks to the left of the pile and finds a bottle that fits Mic's description, takes it and heads out.

Black Hole: Thanks Mic!

Mic: You're welcome! Tell the kid I said hi!!

Black Hole: I got soap, go clean up little one.

Grassy: Okay!

As Grassy went to wash his hands Black Hole then looks for Liy and finds her in the kitchen with certain food items and cutlery out.

Black Hole: What are you doing?

Liy: Well it's about 6 PM, I'm getting some dinner started. 

Black Hole: Oh, well you don't have to that, I could've-

Liy: I'm gonna have to stop you there, don't take this the wrong way Black Hole but I don't think you're to be trusted with a stove/oven.

Black Hole raises a brow in confusion.

Black Hole: What makes you say that? 

Liy: From what I've heard the last time you tries cooking, the entire room went up in flames.

Black Hole: Hey that wasn't my fault, it was Fanny to threw the fire thingy on the counter.

Liy: I'm still cooking tonight, better safe then sorry.

Black Hole: Whatever.

He shrugs off the conversation as to not amplify it and goes back to the tv.

Later the group sat at the breakfast nook as Black Hole didn't have an actual table, Liy set up some plates and served up some grub.

Black Hole: Woah, what's this?

Liy: It's called lasagna, it's a family recipe.

Grassy: Grassy's never had las-ag-gna before...

Liy: You better not be one of those kids who whine about this sort of thing.

Grassy: No Grassy likes new things.

The bundle of grass picks up his fork and tries a bite.

Black Hole: Well?

Grassy: Grassy likes las-ag-gna.

Black Hole: That's good to hear.

Liy: Now Grassy after you finish your food brush your teeth and get ready for bed ok.

Grassy: Okay. Oh and Black Hole doesn't have to worry, Grassy already brought my tooth brush and toothpaste and pajamas in his backpack.

Black Hole: Oh, Ok.

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: idk what to put lol)