[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Culinary Catastrophe

Normal P.O.V: 

Freesmart, the formers of Iance and Black Hole and Bracelety continue to play their little game until Bracelaty interrupts to ask about something.

Bracelety: Hey, what's to eat around here?

Black Hole: Yeah I'm quite famished too.

Everyone one mutters in agreement that it might as well be time for a little snack.

Ruby: TO THE KITCHEN!

Ruby: No slumber party is complete without the baking of some pastries. :)

Pencil: Baking? Yeah, no thank you.

Black Hole: You sure? Oh well, more for me then.

Pencil: H-Hey! I didn't say I won't eat them!

Everyone pitches in to make some tasty meals, of course Black Hole who knew nothing also about cooking required some help (lots of help), and SB & Icy both stayed clear of the stove as to avoid melting themselves.

Match: Woah woah WOAH! NOT SO MUCH YEAST VORTEX! Do you like WANT to make the same mistake as Needy!?

Black Hole: You mean Needle, and what did she do?

Book: A year and a half ago, we had a bake sale at school in which we all tried to bake something to sell and raise school funds. But Needle wound up putting waaay to much yeast into her cake and it grew so big it exited Earth's atmoshpere and start turning into a second star.

Black Hole: Wait.... THAT WAS A CAKE???

Black Hole started looking back to when he saw or thought he saw a solar system with TWO suns, which was what lead him to discovering Earth and deciding to live there.

Match: Oh you've seen it then?

Black Hole: Uh yeah, how would I've not see it? It's diameter had to have been as large as the sun, or even still expanding! But since you guys seem to know more about that, can you tell me how it just vanished out existence?

Match: Well, that's like something you'll have to ask Needle or Leafy about...

Meanwhile Fanny is standing stiffer than a board holding what looks to be a custard dish with her tail and is slowly attempting to caramelize the top layer with the small propane torch in her MOUTH. Lightning notices what Fanny was doing and fearfully flies over to help her before she ends up burning either her tail or her face off.

Lightning: Hey Fanny, making creme brulee huh? Why don't I hold the dish for you so you can use your tail for the flame instead.

Fanny steps back a bit and nods

Fanny: I fot ish fonk yu vurry mooch.

Lightning: C'mon what you're doing is dangerous, let me help.

Fanny: Nuh uh, I fot fis!

Lightning: Okay can you at least argue with without something in your mouth cuz I don't understand what you're trying to say!

Fanny: *poot* I SAID I GOT THIS!-

*FWOOOM*

Fanny: 0_0'

Fanny sits still again not even bothering to turn and see that she just set the kitchen island a blaze as everyone else had just saw.

Lightning: *sigh* You clearly didn't have it.

Fanny: You're right I didn't....

Bracelety: FIIIIIIIRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Ruby: LAPIS! LAPIS WE NEED YOOOOOU!!!

Ruby rushes off to find her 15th sister while Black Hole, Lightning and Fanny attempt to get the rest who were panicking out of the room safely when Black Hole notices that Snowball slipped and had gotten cornered by the flames.

Black Hole: SNOWBALL LOOK OUT!!

SB: WOAH-

Black Hole swiftly flies through the fire, grabs SB and zooms out to the living room with the prideful jock clutched in his arms and his hood close to being fully signed. He then sits the stunned silent yet sweltering Snowball in front of Fanny.

Black Hole: He's starting to melt, Fanny keep him cool.

Fanny activates her blades to the fastest setting she can do to stop SB and Icy from their melting.

Black Hole: Is everyone alright?

Match: My head is on fire but that's normal for matchsticks so I'm fine.

Bracelety suddenly rushes out of the kitchen on fire and runs around screaming in a panic despite her being made of silicone giving her a resistance to heat.

Bracelety: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ice Cube: I gotta put her out! 

Black Hole: Icy no! You'll die!

Book: ICY WAIT!

But Ice Cube doesn't listen to them and throws herself onto Bracelety's body extinguishing her at the cost of her life.

Icy: AAAAHHHHhhhhh.....

Black Hole:  D )

Book: Wow... you have to admit that was awfully selfless of her...

Black Hole slowly nods to Book in agreement, Ruby runs back in with her sister Lapis Lazuli holding a fire extinguisher and wearing the prober fire safety attire.

Lapis Lazuli: Don't worry everyone I got this!!

Bubble: Ruby! Icy died, do you have a recovery center here!?

Ruby: Yes we do, it's a hand powered one though so you'll have to type in her name and crank the handle. It's upstairs near my parents bedroom.

Bubble runs upstairs to recover Ice Cube and everyone else watches Lapis put out the fire, Ruby sits down with a slightly worried look to her knowing that her parents are gonna be upset with her for the kitchen nearly being destroyed, Pencil sits next to her and puts a comforting hand on her shoulder.

Ruby: Well that didn't work out as planned, uh.. How about we just order some pizza?

Everyone: YEAH!!

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: Don't you just hate it when your armless friend refuses your help and then she accidently burns down your kitchen? XD)