[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Shrunk n Drunk

Normal P.O.V:

Black Hole hovers down the street and stops upon noticing Tree on a public bench and goes to chat with him.

Black Hole: Do do do, do do... Hm? Hey Tree.

Tree: Oh Hey...

Black Hole: Your leaves are growing back in real quick I've noticed.

Tree: Oh Tankz It' s all da suun and drinking plentee of fluidz that helps it.

Black Hole: Uh are you feeling alright hun?

Tree: Yas, but my head haz been feeling aww yucky an weird... I might be caming dawn with something agon.

Black Hole: Well I hope not, you've gone through leukemia already. 

Tree: Itz propabee just a feaver...

Black Hole: I'd check your temperature if I had nerves. Hang on...

Tree: Wot iz it..?

Black Hole: Keep still, I think I see something..

Meanwhile Book stands boldly against a fearsome dragon surrounded by fire.

Dragon: Grrr *ROAR*

Book: Foolish dragon, you think you can stand in our way of gold? Prepare for Cake our mighty wizard!

Cake casts a flurry of magic attacks at the dragon.

Book: Perhaps you didn't notice your gold has already been stolen by our thief Nickel!

Nickel: *chuckle* We'll see who is of low value soon.

Book: And now you will face our wra-!

Bomby: Guys, I think this dragon needs help! As the group healer I think I can tend to him. Clearly something is wrong-

Pillow: Yawn, boring. 

Pillow then lights a match and ignites Bomby's fuse.

Pillow: Time to die dragon.

Bomby: NO!

Pillow: And then I throw Bomby at the dragon.

Taggy: Ok let's see...

Taggy rolls a dice and throws it down on the floor of the now revealed treehouse Just Not! is in.

Taggy: Ooh, that's a 4. Bomby's explosion... killed you all. And that's the end of our campaign.

Nickel: AUGH GRR ROAR!! Just because you're our fighter doesn't mean you can overrule everyone else! Let Bomby play bed-head!

Pillow: You may now be quiet.

Cake: Another game wasted...>:C

Naily: Hey, who turned off the sun?

Bomby: GAH! WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED BY A GIANT BLACK HOLE!!!

Black Hole: Tree, are you aware that a small little house is inside your head?

Tree: Yeeh, thatz always been in fere. Why?

Black Hole: Well Just Not! is inside of there and it looks like they're playing a game of some kind.

Tree: Whot AGEIN!? Ugh! Out! Out! Get Out!

Tree franticly shakes his head, inside the Treehouse Just Not! is shaken off over the place but not into the exit. Tree then stops out of exhaustion.

Just Not!: AAAAHHHHH!

Tree: *pant pant* I cawn't shake tem owt..

Black Hole: Here, I'll help you.

Black Hole picks up Tree by the legs and starts shaking him like a doll, back with Just Not! the chaos caused by these erratic movements amplifies and they soon are flung out the door and land on the sidewalk.

Tree: ayhobdjkkfhdhjsfndhgd-!

Just Not!:  AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Naily: They couldn't just wait for us to climb down!?

Nickel: I told you guys we should've done this at my plaaaaaceeeeee...!

*light thuds*

Black Hole stops the shaking and places Tree back down on his feet.

Black Hole: All done. Feel any better?

Tree: Y-yeah... thanks...

Black Hole: Are you sure, you're fine now?

Tree: Yes definitely, I just... need to... lay down... for a second... until the world stops spinning...

Tree sits on the bench and horizontally falls over with his eyes closed. While that happens Just Not! try to scurry off somewhere only to be stopped by a giant Black Hole hand 'thrusted' in their path.

Just Not! - Pillow: AHH-!

Black Hole: What were you guys doing in there anyway? And why are you so small???

Book: I'll do the talking... We'll explain everything Black Hole but first could you eh-heh.. help us return to normal size?

Book to BH: *faint tiny mumbles*

Black Hole: Uh... I know you're telling me something but I can't hear you.

Taggy: He can't hear us? Are our voices that tiny?

Pillow: Yeah, but I think most of that is because Black Hole has terrible hearing range.

Cake: Aw great, we're stuck like this!

Black Hole: Whatever it is you're telling me, it's no good in this condition. Good thing I often keep an oven mitt on my person.

Nickel: What is Black Hole doing with an oven mitt-

Nickel's words get cut off as Just Not! is swiftly scooped up by Black Hole's gloved hand.

Nickel: Oh that's what..

Black Hole: Okay, let's see if anyone can help reverse this. Might as well bring him along.

Black Hole picks Tree up, puts him over his shoulder and goes around looking for someone who could unshrink Just Not!.

~To be Continued~