[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Pet Play

Normal P.O.V:

Purple Inani-mate: A black hole that chose to coexist within civilization... I never thought I would see the day.

Black Hole: You're not the first to say that, and definitely not the the last.

Floor: Hey there Black Hole, are you considering to adopt that cutie by any chance?

Black Hole: Oh this little fella? He's cool and all, and we both have similar ideals but I'm gonna have to say no to the idea. His little guy's species are way to delicate to be in the care of something as destructive as me. 

Purple Inani-mate: I would have to agree with my cosmic college, one hard hit and POOF nothing but the confetti.

Floor: Ooh, do you think it hurts?

Purple Inani-mate: Well no.. we inani-mates actually enjoy becoming the confetti. 

Black Hole: You guys like dying? Huh, I did not know that one. Well that first question tells you want to adopt this fella so, he's all yours I'm gonna check with some of the others.

Black Hole leaves Floor and the purple inani-mate to themselves.

Floor: Now what would be the perfect name for you...? I'm thinking... Toosty Woosty.

Toosty Woosty: I am a cosmic being beyond your comprehension, however... the title "Toosty Wootsy" is acceptable.

Meanwhile Nickel sits with the big grey inani-mate when Silver Spoon shows up.

Silver Spoon: Well it is only natural that someone as grand as moi would be taking the biggest one-

Nickel: Hey hey Snooty Spoony! This inani-mate and I have already chosen each other, right Nickel Jr.?

Nickel Jr.: *cheeky growls*

Silver Spoon: Ugh- You? A small insignificant piece of currency with this mighty beast? Hmph, i doubt it! 

Nickel: Hey chill out 'your highness', I found another one that's much more suitable for you it practically reminds me of you!

Silver Spoon: Really now...?

Nickel: Yep, TAH-DA!

Nickel slides a lime green inani-mate to Silver Spoon. It had one broken horn, a brown splatter, one eye bigger than the other and it's wings on the bottom of it's body.

Silver Spoon: ....

Nickel: Spitting image, have fun you two.

Nickel and Nickle Jr. leave.

Silver Spoon: Must have an endearing personality this one..

Lime Inani-mate: *gargling sounds*

Cabby and Test Tube both sit at one of the tables with Cabby's inani-mate sitting in the center, Cabby pets him happily while Test Tube takes notes.

Tennis Ball: Hey, what are you two doing here?

Cabby: I'm glad you asked Tennis Ball, Test Tube and I are studying our new pets. Black Hole had recently told us about how easily their life can be taken, isn't that right Montgomery?

Montgomery: Pachoo! Pew pew.

Test Tube: I am currently workshopping a potential Recovery Center built specifically for these creatures. 

Tennis Ball: Wow a pet recover center? I don't think that's been done before!

Cabby: Indeed, you and your friend Golf Ball are more than welcome to assist us in this mission, we'll need all brilliant minds on deck for this one.