[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Revelations

Normal P.O.V: 

Death P.A.C.T. look out of the windows for Black Hole, while Tennis Ball keeps watch on the singularity detector and Golf Ball well steers the ship. 

Golf Ball: Any changes in his movement TB?

Tennis Ball: He seems to have stopped somewhere near the dwarf planet Pluto.

Fanny: (mutters) Dwarf, I hate that word.

Golf Ball: That would mean we have a better shot at catching up to him! Full speed ahead-

*ALARM ALARM ALARM*

Remote: What is that noise!?

Golf Ball pulls out another monitor which shows a video image of space rocks flying towards them.

Golf Ball: We're about to fly into an asteroid field! Tennis Ball let me at the controls!

Tennis Ball: Okay! 

Golf Ball: Hold on tight everyone this is gonna be rough!

Golf Ball steers frantically in many directions to avoid collisions with fast moving space rocks, all the while most of the Death P.A.C.Ters are struggling to keep still and keep tumbling around due to all the movement. 

Remote: Incoming!

Remote face plants onto Pillow

Pillow: oof-!

Tree and Liy: AHH!

Bottle: Weee~

Marker: woooaaah!

Fanny: I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS!

Pie: :p (this is fine)

Lightning: WOAH-

Pen: SDFGHDFGJKHFDPENISLANDHBJTHFGCHGYH VZ-

After what felt like forever of asteroid dodging the ship finally settles down and Golf Ball lends the controls back to Tennis Ball.

Death P.A.C.T: *various grouns*

Lightning: Ugh, *gasp* oh my cloud, I'm so sorry for that Pen, are you ok?

Pen: *incoherently gibberish*

Bottle: That was fun, again again again!

Liy, Tree, Remote, Lightning and Pen: NO!

Bottle: Aww..  :C

Lightning: I can see why Black Hole uses "asteroids" as a swear term now...

Tree: Speaking of Black Hole, how much farther until we reach Pluto? If he's still there of course.

Tennis Ball: It almost looks like he's ON Pluto, literally.

Marker: I CAN SEE HIM, OVER THERE!

Marker points out to a view of one of the windows to the sight of a dark tall and all too familiar figure sitting slightly in the fetal position on the top of Pluto with his hood up.

Golf Ball: The singularity detector confirms that we have indeed found him!

Tree rushes to the window to try to call out to him

Tree: BLACK HOLE! BLACK HOLE! BLACK HOLE CAN YOU HEAR ME!

Remote: Oh no! Black Holes aren't known for their sense of hearing!

Pen: How are we going to get his attention then!?

Golf Ball: Relax, all of you! I was aware that sense sound doesn't travel in space a black hole's hearing would be affected badly, so I made a special modification just for this moment!