An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). Our main character is Black Hole who goes as far as to use a fake name and avoid talk of where he's from to keep his 'species' under wraps and fit in...
Ruby, Book, Lightning, Pen, Black Hole, Cherry Jr, Remote, Tennis Ball and Tree stayed on a large area just outside of town. Black Hole stretches out his long body across the field with some of the others sitting on top of him. Tennis Ball opens up his portable laptop and the other huddle up behind him as he watches a movie.
Lightning: Whatcha watching TB?
Tennis Ball: How to Train your Dragon, pretty ironic considering what we're dealing with today.
Ruby: I LOVE that movie!
Book: It is one film adaptation that's better than the book.
Lightning: How to train your dragon was a book?
Book: Yeah, albeit the plot was a lot different but still a good plot.
The group watch a scene involving the main dragon and Pen looks to Black Hole in a slight parallel behavior.
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Pen: You're right Tennis Ball, and Black Hole is very much Toothless when you think about it.
Tennis Ball: What makes you say that?
Lightning: Because he's a black docile dragon?
Pen: Eeeehh, some of that yeah. But mostly um.. just watch this.
Black Hole looks off to the horizon as Pen sneakily climbs up his neck, once he got up to the top he starts scratching Black Hole like a anyone would a pet dog or cat.
Black Hole: Rhm-!? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm..... X)
Cherry Jr: I wonder what he's doing?
Book: No idea but if it backfires, we're not helping him.
Pen continues to give Black Hole more scratches as he reflexes with his left hand. Pen smirks and gently pinches the underside of his head causing him to go limp, as he let his head fall Pen fell too as well as any of the others who were closer up the spine.
Black Hole: !!?
Pen: WOAH-!
Cherry Jr, Ruby & Remote: Woah-!/ Yipe!/ Ah-!
*THUD*
Black Hole: *purrrrrr*
Pen: *snicker* Ya like that huh big guy?
Black Hole: *continues purring*
Tree: Alright, I called Liy and the others of death P.A.C.T. and... what is going on here?
Pen: Oh I was just testing something.
Ruby: I wanna test something too! Black Hole can you try breathing fire?
Black Hole: Hruh!?
Lightning: Oh, you're so right Ruby! I don't know why I didn't even think about that! Come on Black Hole give it a shot.
Pen, Lightning & Ruby: FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!
Black Hole grumbles a bit and rolls his eyes in annoyance, he looks around for something safe to aim at and focuses on a distant chain of smaller mountains leading to Yoyle Mountain. Everyone gets off of him as he changes position and focuses on the mountain ridge. Energy starts to build up in his mouth and once enough of it had built up his closes his jaws for a quick second and fires a huge beam of light creates a small explosion upon impact at the ridge.
Everyone: :O
Pen: That... was AMAZING!!!
Cherry Jr: So cool!
Book: Fascinating...
Tennis Ball: *takes notes*
Tree: Okay, that was actually pretty epic.
Liy then pulls up to the group in her pick up truck with Bottle, Pie, and Marker.
Liy: Hey guys, we got Tree's call.
Marker: WOAH! Black Hole really DID become a dragon!!
Lightning; Yeah, and he can shoot laser beams from his mouth! Here, I got video of him doing it.
Tree: Hey where's Pillow?
Liy: I didn't think bringing her to check out a highly destructive snake-dragon from extraterrestrial lore would lead to safe results.
Tree: Okay that's fair, and what about Fanny?
Liy: Hm? Oh she's still in the truck. FANNY!
Fanny looks out the truck window noticing Liy calling her and gets out, walks up to everyone and sits on top of Black Hole's body while still on her phone.
Book: No uh aggressive reaction to all of this?
Fanny: For your information I already caught a glimpse of what madness came out of Black Hole's fly around the street. I just didn't know that it was him.
Pen: Playin' a game on your phone huh? What game is it?
Pen attempts to look at her phone screen but she swiftly swipes it away and closes the app she was playing on.
Fanny: NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS PLASTIC FACE!
Pen: Well that's a little rude, how would you like it if I went and called you "cage face".
Fanny: You do that and I'll take a chunk out you with my mouth!
Pen: Y-yes ma'am...
Liy: Hey Bottle, help me carry the supplies out of the back would you?
Bottle: Okay! ^u^
Book: Supplies?
Liy: Two said Black Hole won't be able to change back until the next sunrise right? Well, I thought I'd be fun if we camp out for tonight, especially with his current size (he's actually quiet bigger than I speculated) heading back to the city won't have easy results. Speaking of which...
Liy: I stopped by your apartment, the landlord was there she was not happy with the damage...
Black Hole: *annoyed roars*
Liy: Don't worry I talked things out with her for you, exchanged insurance information you're pretty much covered and you won't get evicted. Though you are left with a serious warning to be more careful.
Black Hole nods to Liy in understanding and everyone helps out in setting up for camping.
~To be Continued~
(Author's NOTE: There was a gif of Hiccup scratching Toothless that I was gonna use in this chapter but it was apparently 'too big' so I had to use a different one.)
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