<Bruce>
hey did you know we have 4 dogs, 4 cats, a chick, a duck, and 3 sugar gliders
<Steve>
no
no I did not know that
<Bruce>
one of the dogs is clints
<Bruce>
and the other three are thor's
one is a dobberman
i dont even know what the other two are
<Bruce>
the birds are loki's
<Bruce>
the sugar gliders are also thor's
<Steve>
i didn't even know we had animals
<Bruce>
i dont know 100% where these cats came from
<Bruce>
like
<Bruce>
have they always been here or did thor adopt them or
<Steve>
why are you telling me this
<Bruce>
bc everybody else is too wrapped up in their own shit to pay attention to my confusion over these random animals i forgot we had
<Steve>
ah I see
<Steve>
hey did you know daredevil is here
<Bruce>
yes I did
<Steve>
did you know that wanda and vision are moving in
<Bruce>
no that's awesome
<Steve>
yeah tony was a little mad that fury didn't just let vision stay here in the first place
<Steve>
bc you know
<Steve>
JARVIS
<Bruce>
yeah can I just say I dislike the voice he chose for the new AI
<Steve>
yeah he mentioned that
I don't care for it much either but then again I think we just find it weird that it's not JARVIS
slash the vision
<Bruce>
hey uh what day is it
<Steve>
Friday
<Bruce>
can you remind tony about the thing
<Steve>
what thing
<Bruce>
just say the thing he'll know what it is. I cant remember the word
<Steve>
okay
<Steve>
Nat is out with Maria and apparently Matt is like. concerned about something
<Bruce>
is it to do with Foggy?
<Steve>
i mean when is it not
<Bruce>
tru
<Steve>
apparently he's coming here
and so are wade and peter, that's fun
<Bruce>
here's a quick question. anyone seen thor or loki
<Steve>
no....
<Bruce>
i gotta go i may have made a grave mistake
<Steve>
like what?
<Bruce>
like mentioning we didn't have any fish or lizards i must go stop them from what i fear they are doing
<Steve>
oh god
<Bruce>
we're gonna end up with 30 lizards this is all my fault
this is worse than ultron
<Steve>
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
