Avengers Texts

Tony to Steve

<Tony>

i'm sorry for sending everyone your explicit photos when i was drunk

<Tony>

and i'm also sorry that last night i kept whipped creaming over your mouth when you were trying to talk

<Tony>

and then eating it off your mouth

<Tony>

also, i'm sorry that just now when i wrote whipped creaming i thought of doing something other than putting actual whipped cream on your mouth

<Steve>

it's okay. and i thought that too, this is why people don't say whipped creaming

<Tony>

because i am still kindof drunk i am temporarily forgiving you for what you did to bucky

<Tony>

but i may have told you that last night i do not remember

<Steve>

well you didn't say that but you did keep sticking your hand in my pants

<Steve>

which, by the way, is not the worst thing you did at the diner last night.

<Steve>

although rhodey stayed surprisingly cool the whole time and he was also helpful in getting you to stop throwing food at me. i think i want to trade

<Tony>

if i could trade me for rhodey i would too

<Tony>

i recall. natasha threw a can of whipped cream at my head

<Steve>

and you threw it back but bucky caught it and you started laughing because apparently a metal arm holding a metal can is comedy genius

<Tony>

listen i cant be held accountable for my actions when i'm

<Tony>

i was gonna say when i'm drunk but just in general if you could not hold me accountable for anything i do it would probably be best

<Steve>

true okay

<Steve>

sooooooooo did you text me to tell me this, or to tell me to come back to your room

<Tony>

i

<Tony>

the second one

<Tony>

but i have forgiven you

<Tony>

kinda

<Tony>

apologize a lot

<Steve>

wait do you want me to apologize a lot to you or to bucky

<Tony>

to bucky

<Tony>

why would you apologize a lot to me

<Steve>

well, i've been a bad boy

<Tony>

FUCK WHEN DID YOU START DOING THIS

<Steve>

when did I start doing what, daddy? did I do something bad?

<Steve>

something very, very bad?

<Tony>

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THIS DIRTY MOUTH ROGERS BUT IT'S REALLY DISARMING AND UNFAIR AND YOU GOTTA STOP

<Steve>

but daddy, you said you liked my dirty mouth last night

<Tony>

I SWEAR TO GOD

<Tony>

I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PHONE AND I WILL PUT A GAG IN YOUR MOUTH

<Steve>

you were gonna gag me anyways

<Tony>

SWEAR. TO. GOD. STEVEN GRANT ROGERS. STOP THIS.

<Steve>

oh wow you're calling me my full name. am I in trouble?

<Tony>

get in here before I hit my head against the wall so hard that I die

<Steve>

well if you wanna hit something against the wall...

<Tony>

E N O U G H

{  here is another art by Kevin Wada that I thought was a very nice depiction of these two

anyways. I hope my art fanaticism isn't annoying. don't forget to vote and have a good day!  }