Maria To Melinda

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<Idiot>

hey lover

<Lover>

im not ur lover

<Idiot>

okay
um how r u

<Lover>

fine
you? makin more weird sandwiches?

<Idiot>

dont make fun of my sandwiches

<Lover>

jelly and ham.
y would u want that?!
y would anyone want that?!

<Idiot>

fine guess who i'm not buying maltesers for

<Lover>

i'll get phil to buy them for me
guess who's sleepin in her own room tonight
YOU

<Idiot>

OH NO PLS MAAAAAAY DONT MAKE ME SLEEP ALONE

<Lover>

y cant u sleep by urself in a room ur a grown lady

<Idiot>

idk its freaky here we're so high up and theres assassins and
idk
dont kick me oooout

<Lover>

okay fine but no more eating in my room

<Idiot>

YAAAAY I LOVE YOU MAY

<Lover>

you're alright, i guess

<Idiot>

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