<Brucee>
tony what the fuck are you doing out there
<Tonyy>
im not doing anything
but i will be throwing out all this tea at midnight
<Brucee>
lovely
i was talking about your guests
<Tonyy>
i invited many people. theres an open bar
<Brucee>
BUT LOKI'S THERE
<Tonyy>
how did you find out
<Brucee>
he snapchatted me
<Tonyy>
he is a quality snapchatter, let me tell you.
way more intelligent than his brother.
<Brucee>
YOU INVITED HIM TO YOUR PARTY?!
<Tonyy>
thor's babysitting him! and he needs to live a little!
<Brucee>
you're insane
<Tonyy>
steves not coming
<Brucee>
sorry
<Tonyy>
s'alright
he probably wouldn't have liked it
it's a little big
<Brucee>
he would've pretended
<Tonyy>
hes watching lord of the rings with me tomorrow
<Brucee>
and the hobbits right
<Tonyy>
what kind of sick fuck do you think i am
of course we're watching the hobbits
<Brucee>
on an unrelated topic, we're all officially living with you tomorrow
clear a floor for my lab
<Tonyy>
done
and im scared of having nat and clint at the house they're spies
also hill gives me these faces sometimes like coulson gives cap and i think shes gone psycho
<Brucee>
deal with it
you dont want fury to get FURYous with you
<Tonyy>
i will ignore your grammar because that was funny
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
