<HAWK>
shark week was the best thing stark has ever done for us
<WIDOW>
sharks are cool
not as cool as spiders and predatory birds
<HAWK>
i still cant hear
<WIDOW>
seriously where are those things
<HAWK>
the fuck if i know
fury said it'd be two weeks fore i get new ones
<WIDOW>
thats bullshit
<HAWK>
yeah i kno
<WIDOW>
u c steve n tony's nails
<HAWK>
yes lmao
r they even trying to not b gay anymore
<WIDOW>
they try
they fail
<HAWK>
oky but on shields thing it says 70 yrs in ice
and u an tony always say 80 yrs
<WIDOW>
cos he never corrects us
its great bc it makes him seem older
<HAWK>
thats so ridiculous and rude
<WIDOW>
ur ridiculous and rude
<HAWK>
psssssssh
no way
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
