<Marie>
phil i have just awoken in the arms of bruce banner and he has told me that i have been a miserable twat this evening
<Phil>
yes i know, stark told may
<Marie>
noooooo
<Marie>
y'all are late, tho, where u at? i miss my bb
<Phil>
may says dont call her that
<Marie>
i can call her whatever i want, now where is she
<Phil>
helicopter
we're stopping by a med centre before we get to stark tower
<Marie>
helicopter? no, shes running jetline through scotland for that factory thing. helicopter was thursday in new zealand
<Phil>
yeah... jet got taken out. shes mad as hell about the jet but she's fine
<Marie>
oh my god
<Marie>
med centre? is she hurt oh god
<Phil>
members of the team were slightly injured. may's fine
<Marie>
oh thank god
okay
im gonna pass out bc vodka and candy and chinese and medication is gross
<Phil>
how much medication?
<Phil>
may says stark didnt mention
<Phil>
are you okay?
<Phil>
mariiiie
<Phil>
really you're doing this now
okay
fine
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