Avengers Texts

Wade to Clint

<Deadpool>

hey I think peter's mad?

<Hawkyeah>

bout what

<Deadpool>

idk he asked if I took his socks which I didn't and apparently he has no socks and he has to be somewhere

<Hawkyeah>

huh he's probably just stressed that he has no socks

<Deadpool>

idk

<Hawkyeah>

did you talk to him

<Deadpool>

yes

<Hawkyeah>

about the thing we talked about before?

<Deadpool>

oh. then no, no I didn't talk talk to him

<Hawkyeah>

wade

<Deadpool>

clint

<Hawkyeah>

talk to peter

<Deadpool>

you talk to peter im at work

<Hawkyeah>

??????????????????

<Deadpool>

yeah that was a lame excuse I'll talk to him later

<Hawkyeah>

ok

<Hawkyeah>

did u know i set up bucky and sam

<Deadpool>

aww that's nice

<Hawkyeah>

i know it is. i'm a little sad tho i wanna go on a date

<Deadpool>

tell bruce that. he'll take you out

<Hawkyeah>

i would but he's really busy with loki rn

<Deadpool>

hm idk what to tell you

<Hawkyeah>

sigh

<Deadpool>

back to my problems

<Hawkyeah>

okay well we can't really re-address your problems until you TALK TO PETER

<Deadpool>

oh tru. back to sam and bucky then

<Hawkyeah>

right. i wonder how their date is going.

<Deadpool>

do they know it's a date

<Hawkyeah>

no

<Deadpool>

ah

<Hawkyeah>

that may be a problem

<Deadpool>

yeaah...

<Hawkyeah>

oh well. i'm gonna go bother people about taking me out. finish your "job" and go talk to peter

<Deadpool>

alright cool