<Uncle Bruce>
who is this?
<Parker>
it's peter...?
<Uncle Bruce>
is not. also Peter capitalizes his own name when he texts.
<Parker>
it is Peter, Uncle Bruce. what's going on?
<Uncle Bruce>
why am I telling Wade to fuck off?
<Parker>
because he never respects my privacy and he's annoying and he ate my lemon jello
<Uncle Bruce>
when did he eat your lemon jello?
<Parker>
when we saw that animated penguin movie
<Uncle Bruce>
what?
<Parker>
we saw that animated penguin movie and on the way home we passed that fountain remember?
<Uncle Bruce>
oh yeah.
<Uncle Bruce>
I guess I'll tell him to fuck off then
<Parker>
thanks
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