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<DP BRO>

hawkeye

<HAWK-YEAH>

yes

<DP BRO>

i have concerns

<HAWK-YEAH>

like what

<DP BRO>

i love peter a lot

<HAWK-YEAH>

and this is concerning, because you're also in love with me?

<DP BRO>

no

<HAWK-YEAH>

oh well then why

<DP BRO>

he's a lot better than i am and i don't know how to be not-bad and honest and all that

<HAWK-YEAH>

well just tell him that

<DP BRO>

you think?

<HAWK-YEAH>

dude, peter parker is one of the most understanding guys ever and he's so easy to talk with like, you should never hide your doubts from him.

<HAWK-YEAH>

he's the ideal boyfriend

<HAWK-YEAH>

unlike some boys who will just put people in comas and make you throw up and ignore you because youre "being silly" instead of talking to you for five minutes because you're worried about him

<DP BRO>

u want me 2 fight bruce 4 u?

<HAWK-YEAH>

no, why would i want that? not like we're dating

<DP BRO>

ouchhhhh. you should say that to him, that'll make him pay attention

<HAWK-YEAH>

u think so?

<DP BRO>

it'll have to

<HAWK-YEAH>

tru. good talk

<DP BRO>

thank bro

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