<Tony>
me and cap need assistance downstairs please
<Nat>
havin trouble getting it up r u?
<Tony>
WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX
I WAS WORKING ON A THING AND THERE WAS A SMALL MIX UP
NOW IM HANGING FROM THE CEILING AND CAP IS STUCK UNDER A DESK
<Nat>
oh
big desk huh?
<Tony>
no
hes stuck cos there was sticky stuff under it
and also bruce spilled stuff on it last week so who knows whats wrong with it
<Nat>
yep
where is bruce anyways
<Tony>
um last i heard he was sleeping with clint
but that was a while ago
sooooo
<Nat>
nevermind hes in the kitchen
<Tony>
TELL HIM NOT TO BREAK MY NEW TOASTER
I NEED THAT THING
<Nat>
no he has the coffee pot
<Tony>
well shit he can have it
korean thing should come in by friday
<Nat>
it is friday
<Tony>
no its not its wednesday
<Nat>
u been down there forever
<Tony>
nuh uh cos cap's been down here with me
<Nat>
has he been leaving and bringing u food
<Tony>
yes
<Nat>
and sleeping on ur shitty couch
<Tony>
kinda
<Nat>
what u been sleepin too
<Nat>
OH MY GOD R U SLEEPING TOGETHER
<Nat>
DO U CUDDLE
<Nat>
THATS SO CUTE AWWWWWW
<Tony>
WE DO NOT
DONT SPREAD THAT AROUND ITS A LIE
ALSO CAP IS SENSITIVE ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY
JUST GET UR PRETTY LITTLE SELF DOWN HERE AND GET ME OFF THE ROOF
<Nat>
oh yeaaaah
coming to the rescue
DU LIEST GERADE
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