<Spangly>
hey are you down there building me a jet pack
<Tony>
yeah why?
<Spangly>
why do i need a jet pack
<Tony>
to fly
like me n thor
<Spangly>
you dont have to build me stuff tony
<Tony>
but im gonna anyways
<Spangly>
nat says you dont have friends
<Tony>
PePPER SAID THE SAME THING
I DONT GET IT
I HAVE FRIENDS
<Spangly>
i know!
<Tony>
JARVIS, DUM-E, you
apparently not pepper or bruce
happy
<Tony>
wait not Happy i pay him
<Tony>
JESUS I SERIOUSLY
AM
A LOSER
<Spangly>
no you're not!
<Tony>
my only living friend is like 1000 years old
<Spangly>
im not that old
and whatever i dont have friends either
<Tony>
you have a cool friend who builds jet packs
<Spangly>
TONY I DONT NEED A JET PACK
<Tony>
YES YOU DO HUSH
<Spangly>
I DONT THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA
<Tony>
WHATEVER! UR NOT A GOOD IDEA!
BE QUIET AND LET ME MAKE YOU THINGS
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
