<Nat>
hey lover boy is building you a jet pack
<Spangly>
who?
<Nat>
tony. he's making you a jet pack.
<Spangly>
is that why he's been down there?
i thought he was hiding from coulson
<Nat>
nope
makin a jet pack for u
<Spangly>
y?
<Nat>
cos ur like
his only friend
<Spangly>
nuh uh he has friends
<Nat>
yes lets list them
- you
- JARVIS
- DUM-E
- his suits
<Spangly>
pepper?
<Nat>
shes his nanny
<Spangly>
bruce?
<Nat>
purely scientifical
bruce has no time for anything but sleeping and science
<Spangly>
what about thor and u and clint
<Nat>
thor doesnt count, hes friends with bees
and me and clint dont have 'friends'
<Spangly>
IM NOT HIS ONLY FRIEND
HES A NICE PERSON
HE HAS TO HAVE FRIENDS
<Nat>
steve how many friends do you actually think you have
<Spangly>
I WAS IN A PIECE OF ICE FOR 80 YEARS I HAVE AN EXCUSE
<Nat>
hmm, alright. i buy that.
but tony's anti social.
<Spangly>
well thats just sad
<Nat>
he's pretty sad
<Spangly>
ur mean
<Nat>
im awesome
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
