Avengers Texts

Tony To Bruce

<Tonyyyyy>

im an idiotttt

<Bruceeeee>

why

<Tonyyyyy>

bc cap lives here now so we can hang out forever

<Bruceeeee>

is that a bad thing

<Tonyyyyy>

he'll eventually notice how lame i am
i lose novelty after a while

<Bruceeeee>

afraid ur boyfriend will get tired of u?

<Tonyyyyy>

not my boyfriend but ye

<Bruceeeee>

uh huh sure
i think thor's here

<Tonyyyyy>

how can u tell?

<Bruceeeee>

i can hear him laughing

<Tonyyyyy>

shit
dont let him break anything important

<Bruceeeee>

im not babysitting the god of thunder

<Tonyyyyy>

fine
i hear him too now jesus that man is loud

<Bruceeeee>

i wonder if he shampoos his hair or if it just does that

<Tonyyyyy>

ask him
do science on his hair

<Bruceeeee>

heh

<Tonyyyyy>

what?

<Bruceeeee>

caaaaaaaaaaarlos

<Tonyyyyy>

ur such a fckn hipster bruce

<Bruceeeee>

ur the one teaching steve pop culture

<Tonyyyyy>

yeah basic stuff so he wont look stupid
ur all tumblr and nightvale and starbucks and indie rock
im surprised u dont have a beanie

<Bruceeeee>

yet

<Tonyyyyy>

NO I HATE THOSE THINGS