<S(l)am Dunk>
hey thor thinks tony is cheating on steve and that steve knows about it
<Clint(itties)>
wowwwwww
<Clint(itties)>
some reynolds pamphlet shit right there
<S(l)am Dunk>
okay but also I just heard steve yell and run to the lab
<Clint(itties)>
oh so steve did not know about this imaginary date and is now under the impression it is real
<S(l)am Dunk>
yeah I think he's breaking stuff
<Clint(itties)>
NO BUT HE'S MAKING ME THINGS DOWN THERE
<S(l)am Dunk>
SAME BUT, BUT just think about the fun chaos this will bring
<Clint(itties)>
listen between wade and peter and tony and steve and nat and maria and foggy and matt and loki passed out I really think we've had enough today
<S(l)am Dunk>
but foggy and matt are really boring and I think they're going home soon and we're not supposed to bring up nat and maria which bY THE WAY IM SO GLAD YOU GOT HER NAME so like. cant tony and steve fight more
<Clint(itties)>
fine. okay.
<S(l)am Dunk>
wanna know what ur in my phone as
<S(l)am Dunk>
Clint(itties)
<Clint(itties)>
LMAO UR S(L)AM DUNK IN MINE
<S(l)am Dunk>
lmaoooooo hey also get this get this get THIS
<Clint(itties)>
ooh ooh ooh what am I getting
<S(l)am Dunk>
bucky's in love with me
<Clint(itties)>
whaaaaaaaaaat
<S(l)am Dunk>
mhm mhm I'm a total stud
<Clint(itties)>
ok is he actually in love with you or are you making that up like when you said bruce was in love with you, or when you said I was in love you, or when you were "100% FUCKING SURE CLINT I SWEAR TO GOD" that loki was "TOTALLY INTO ME I SWEAR CLINT HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME"
<S(l)am Dunk>
liSTNE HERE YOU DIRTY THOT BUCK IS IN LOVE WITH ME
<Clint(itties)>
OK BUT IS HE THO IS HE REALLY
<S(l)am Dunk>
YES
<S(l)am Dunk>
PROBABLY
<S(l)am Dunk>
no. he's not.
<Clint(itties)>
ok hun lets go downstairs so when tony gets home we can watch everyone fight
<S(l)am Dunk>
I am downstairs
<S(l)am Dunk>
where are you?????
<Clint(itties)>
I was shooting letters of hatred at the Trump building but I can do that any time I'll be right down
<S(l)am Dunk>
lmao good one I hate that guy
<S(l)am Dunk>
fuck donald trump
<Clint(itties)>
pleasE dont fuck donald trump
<S(l)am Dunk>
lmaooooooooooooo true
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
