Avengers Texts

Natasha To Clint

<Widow>

i'm bringing loki
u n bruce bring barnes

<Hawk>

we having the talk with him today?

<Widow>

steve n tone r out so its best to do it now

<Hawk>

true
r we all meeting except for steve n tone?

<Widow>

yes
y?

<Hawk>

i had bruce figure out a thing for jarvis hold on

<Hawk>

did it work? did he say it?

<Widow>

did u just get jarvis to do a tower wide broadcast

<Hawk>

YES SO IT DID WORK!!!

<Widow>

im gonna find ur hearing aids i swear

<Hawk>

tony's makin me some
and hawk wings

<Widow>

is he really

<Hawk>

yeah
and he's been on all these womens hair websites like vogue n marie claire n wherever else to create the best optimal hair curling and straightening tool

<Widow>

awwwwwww he does listen when i tell him to make me stuff

<Hawk>

course he does, he wants us to like him
he also emailed me and thor teen pregnancy articles but the subject line was "read these carefully parker and always cover up" so i think they were for peter

<Widow>

pETER IS DATING WADE
WADE ISNT GONNA GET HIM PREGNANT THEY BOTH HAVE DICKS WTF

<Hawk>

i think tonys in denial
he doesnt like wade

<Widow>

y not?

<Hawk>

cos wades like him only more assassin-y and he doesnt want his little child to get wrapped up in that shit

<Widow>

heh
thats funny

<Hawk>

y?

<Widow>

idk just thinkin of tony bein soft is weird

<Hawk>

hes the softest guy we kno
dweeb

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