<Spider-Son>
just to be clear, we don't have leather sex
<Spider-Son>
or whipped cream sex
<Spider-Son>
i just said that because i want tony to be grossed out
<Mother>
yes but did you know that he and steve DO have whipped cream leather sex
<Spider-Son>
EW WHY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME
<Mother>
observe
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<Spider-Son>
EW WHY. WHY WHY WHYW HY
<Mother>
im laughing so hard
<Mother>
i love scarring my children
<Spider-Son>
he looks kinda like johnny storm
<Mother>
LOL
<Mother>
wait why do you know what johnny storm looks like half naked
<Mother>
YOU DIDN'T
<Spider-Son>
NO I DIDN'T I SWEAR BUT HE WALKS AROUND REED'S HOUSE HALF NAKED A LOT AND SOMETIMES HE JUST WALKS IN ROOMS WITHOUT KNOCKING.
<Mother>
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Spider-Son>
you laugh but the guy is hung
<Mother>
NOW I'M GROSSED OUT
<Spider-Son>
so am I because he looks a lot like steve and I want to die
<Mother>
get drunk it makes it easier
<Spider-Son>
i'm already drunk
<Mother>
that's my boy
<Spider-Son>
i gotta go wade's walking around wearing just his mask
<Mother>
atta boy
<Spider-Son>
stop encouraging me it's weird
<Mother>
oh okay
<Mother>
ew gross blaaaehhhh sex is sin go to church
<Spider-Son>
much better
{ robert downey jr tweeted this and he's totally copying the group chat chapter:
https://twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr/status/691306732400672770
even though he tweeted this before I wrote that chapter
he totally future-copied me
anyways I thought I would share that link because I think it's hilarious. }
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