<Bruce>
you made sam new wings
<Tony>
yeah man
cant be a falcon if he cant fly
<Bruce>
he just junped off the roof
<Tony>
i kno
r u still up there?
<Bruce>
nah i took thor to the pet store but i just saw him do it from 5th ave
<Tony>
THOR GETS A PET BUT I DONT WOW FUCK U
<Bruce>
TONY U CANT HAVE PETS REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
THAT POOR FISH
<Tony>
oh yeah, i did kill james pond horribly
on accident
it was his fault
<Bruce>
how is it the fishes fault that u didnt feed it
<Tony>
i dONT FEED MYSELF IDK WHO'S BRIGHT I DEA IT WAS TO GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE TO FORGET TO FEED
<Bruce>
peppers
she said if u remembered to feed the fish u would remember to eat too
<Tony>
well i showed her
im irresponsible to the core
<Bruce>
sam is snapchatting and flying is that illegal
<Tony>
nah man thats awesome
<Bruce>
i think he just crashed into the Trump building
<Tony>
good i hate that thing
ugly ass building
i built my tower eight stories higher and 100% prettier
<Bruce>
is he
i think hes singing
<Tony>
hes a cool guy
which is y i built him wings
if u were cool i'd make u stuff
<Bruce>
i make my own stuff
excuse me while i prevent thor from buying ten dogs
<Tony>
right on
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
