Avengers Texts

Matt to Natasha

<Matt>

where are you i know youre here why arent you coming inside

<Nat>

how the holy hell are you texting. you're blind. how are you even reading this

<Matt>

okay i want you to remember that tony stark literally invented a person out of his AI program and then i want you to rethink your question about how i can text

<Nat>

vision isn't technically a person but i see your point

<Nat>

no pun intended

<Matt>

very funny now please come inside and help me

<Nat>

i feel like theres a joke in here somewhere about the vision and you bc. vision. blind. idk theres something there

<Nat>

and tony made you like what a text to voice service? how can you type tho do you speak it out and then when you get a text it reads it to you?

<Matt>

yes

<Matt>

i can speak out a response but the phone has a physical button keyboard and the keys are raised so. i can type. but yeah if you send me a message it like reads it to me

<Nat>

so are you like wearing headphones right now

<Matt>

yes but usually i just call people bc texting is extra effort but i cant call you bc im trying to remain inconspicuous bc wade and peter are yelling and tony is trying to deal with that and steve is attempting to make sure clint has a spleen and WHERE ARE YOU THIS HOUSE IS CHAOS

<Matt>

also foggy is coming and i cant tell him you have to help me please and thank you help me help help help

<Nat>

fine i'll come in give me a sec to fix my face

<Matt>

whats wrong with your face

<Nat>

i got all hot earlier and my eyeliner is all drippy

<Matt>

wow

<Nat>

i cant lie to you can i

<Matt>

no

<Nat>

marie is going with melinda

<Nat>

theres some shield thing and marie was supposed to stay but now shes going to go

<Nat>

so that we could

<Nat>

you and I could finish what we were supposed to be doing

<Matt>

yeah except we can't because my cover is gone and your cover is supposedly a dead woman and foggy is going to come here so its pointless

<Nat>

she's going with melinda

<Nat>

it's a lot better that way. melinda can keep her safe

<Matt>

i will never understand you

<Nat>

see you on the other side of the war

<Matt>

ohoho nice hamilton. now please come save me

<Nat>

never tell anyone of this interaction and i will

<Matt>

what you dont want everyone to know that you listen to a musical about the founding fathers

<Nat>

yes thats exactly right now be silent and get someone to, for the holy love of christ and baby jesus, open the front door because FRIDAY wont let me in

<Matt>

it's because you're being rude to her

<Nat>

JARVIS wouldnt treat me like this