<Bruce>
hey so get this
tony and steve r havin movie day
n tony called steve 'da bae'
<Hill>
OH
MY
GOOOOOOOOD
<Bruce>
IKR
also yesterday tony pulled big man favours to have no fireworks within 200 miles of his house
and when steve got stuck somewhere else
he did the same
iN BROOKLYN
<Hill>
ITS CAAAAAAAAAAAANON
I GOTTA BLOG ABOUT THIS OMG
<Bruce>
hehe yeaaaaa
what happens when fury does a system sweep and your computer is full of fanfiction and erotic art
<Hill>
um have you seen tony's computer?
<Bruce>
tony's is regular porn
you have avengers based porn
and hes in one of them
<Hill>
I DELETED THAT FIC OKAY IT TOOK AN UNEXPECTED TURN
<Bruce>
yeah well
you better invest in some flash drives cos he wont like your yaoi stony comics on his servers
<Hill>
eh but
i need them
they were a gift from tumblr
<Bruce>
everything is not a gift from tumblr marie
<Hill>
tUMBLR IS A GIFT
<Bruce>
whaaaaaatever
i gotta go i just accidentally lit something on fire
<Hill>
third time this week
<Bruce>
fourth
the smoke alarm caught yesterday with the iodine
<Hill>
oh yeah bruce, ur life expectancy is totally lengthening by the minute
<Bruce>
i know, trust me
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
