<Clint>
hey r u busy like now
<Bruce>
do i seem like a busy man
i live in a fucking lab
<Clint>
right so come up here
<Bruce>
be more specific sweetheart
<Clint>
jesus ur turning into nat
and u need to be up like
roost
<Bruce>
r u still calling it that
<Clint>
im a fuckin hawk its my roost u got a problem fight me big man
<Bruce>
calm down hawk man
i'll come up to ur "roost"
y u need me
<Clint>
because natasha MADE me need u
cos shes a twat
<Bruce>
u better hope she aint heard that cos otherwise u a dead man
<Clint>
i realize
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
