<Nat>
just saying if u killed maria, may is going to kill u
<Tony>
shes not dead
<Tony>
i...
think
<Tony>
probably not dead
<Tony>
look she was doing a lot of alcohol and candy and chinese and medication
not my fault
<Nat>
ur medication, ur booze
<Tony>
not my booze
i do not drink blueberry vodka
<Nat>
fair point
<Tony>
and it was melindas candy
<Nat>
well she'll probably be home soon so u better undead marie
<Tony>
but
but steve
<Nat>
what about steve
<Tony>
i want to kiss his face
no time for undeading marie
<Nat>
oh my god fine
horny assholes, go ahead and make out while marie probably dies
<Tony>
ok thanks nat
<Nat>
I WASNT
<Nat>
WHATEVER
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
